Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML
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Today, I spent 10 minutes searching for my phone while on a call. Turns out, I had absentmindedly put it in the freezer while grabbing a snack. It was frozen solid, but at least I found it. FML
Today, I couldn't find my phone. Worried that I'd accidentally thrown it in the trash, I emptied out all the bins and searched the garbage. An hour later, my daughter said she'd found it by the bathroom sink. FML
Today, I spent an hour frantically searching for my car keys, turning the entire apartment upside down. After giving up and calling a locksmith, I found the keys… in the fridge. Because apparently I put my leftover pizza on top of them. FML
Today, I tore through my apartment looking for my wallet. I was late for work, sweating, panicking, and blaming the cat. After 45 minutes, I found it. In the fridge. Next to the cheese. No explanation. FML
Today, I realized my wallet was missing right as I went to pay for my groceries. I frantically searched the store, retraced my steps, and finally found it. It was inside a freezer, where I'd apparently placed it in when I was grabbing ice cream five minutes earlier. FML
Today, I spent what seemed like an hour tearing apart my living room looking for the TV remote, only to find it in the fridge next to the milk. It turns out that last night I decided to put my cereal away in the entertainment center. FML
Today, I set my phone down at work in the back while I helped a customer. When I came back it was gone. It took me twenty minutes to find, duct taped to the ceiling. FML
Today, while trying to find my phone in the depths of the sheets on my bed, I gave my comforter a huge shake. A second later, I heard a crash. My phone had miraculously flown straight into the glass of water on my nightstand. Found it. FML
Today, after working out at the gym, I went to grab my bag, and realized that my phone was missing. Panicking, I reached into my pocket, pulled out my phone, and dialed my mom's number to tell her I'd lost it. It took me until the last ring to realize what I was doing. FML
Today, I went out to get groceries and ice-cream. When I got home, I couldn't find my house keys. I retraced my steps, but with no luck. I returned home and had to break in. While unpacking, I found my keys in the bag, right next to the completely melted ice cream. FML
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Top comments
eunami 15
I can't be the only one wondering what the backstory of this FML is
AndyPurdy 31
how tf did your phone end up in there?
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Comments (79)
abNormal62 23
See? Cold calling does work!!!
Ashfal 8
People want explanations, but i get it...or at least how it'd happen to me lol. You found your phone that's all that matters in the end. :)
Shartie 16
You need to chill out!
shemademedoit 20
ice cream phone :)
SquidScrotum 7
I think you should have called your phone first :')
meatloaf11 23
This definitely needs a follow up
pdp_fml 21
It's a very strange place to leave your phone?
wadduupp__ 1
I've done this before... Except I was high
deathstar3548 14
Was it frozen? Hah I made a pun
uhnevermind 24
That's not even what a pun is.
marigoldcobain 21
Pretty sure you're making a pun about the movie Frozen, not sure, but this FML doesn't relate to that movie at all and that movie doesn't relate to this FML.
erizonkim 17
How did it ended up there? I thought this only happens on movies, I was stand corrected!