Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I spent 10 minutes searching for my phone while on a call. Turns out, I had absentmindedly put it in the freezer while grabbing a snack. It was frozen solid, but at least I found it. FML
Today, I couldn't find my phone. Worried that I'd accidentally thrown it in the trash, I emptied out all the bins and searched the garbage. An hour later, my daughter said she'd found it by the bathroom sink. FML
Today, I spent an hour frantically searching for my car keys, turning the entire apartment upside down. After giving up and calling a locksmith, I found the keys… in the fridge. Because apparently I put my leftover pizza on top of them. FML
Today, I tore through my apartment looking for my wallet. I was late for work, sweating, panicking, and blaming the cat. After 45 minutes, I found it. In the fridge. Next to the cheese. No explanation. FML
Today, I realized my wallet was missing right as I went to pay for my groceries. I frantically searched the store, retraced my steps, and finally found it. It was inside a freezer, where I'd apparently placed it in when I was grabbing ice cream five minutes earlier. FML
Today, I spent what seemed like an hour tearing apart my living room looking for the TV remote, only to find it in the fridge next to the milk. It turns out that last night I decided to put my cereal away in the entertainment center. FML
Today, I set my phone down at work in the back while I helped a customer. When I came back it was gone. It took me twenty minutes to find, duct taped to the ceiling. FML
Today, while trying to find my phone in the depths of the sheets on my bed, I gave my comforter a huge shake. A second later, I heard a crash. My phone had miraculously flown straight into the glass of water on my nightstand. Found it. FML
Today, after working out at the gym, I went to grab my bag, and realized that my phone was missing. Panicking, I reached into my pocket, pulled out my phone, and dialed my mom's number to tell her I'd lost it. It took me until the last ring to realize what I was doing. FML
Today, I went out to get groceries and ice-cream. When I got home, I couldn't find my house keys. I retraced my steps, but with no luck. I returned home and had to break in. While unpacking, I found my keys in the bag, right next to the completely melted ice cream. FML
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eunami 15
I can't be the only one wondering what the backstory of this FML is
AndyPurdy 31
how tf did your phone end up in there?
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Comments (79)
Stillo 25
hey... at least you found it, OP ;)
navy_girl 5
Don't worry I've done that also
jadenjacksonm 14
I Wana know how this happened
SMHsohard 22
Since you apparently had access to a second phone, why didn't you just call YOUR phone? That's what I have to do approximately three times a day when my husband can't find his.
HighasaCloud 46
I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume your phone was on silent and it would have been pointless to call it. Otherwise, you must be blonde
SplineMan 4
Many years ago I put my eyeglasses in the bottom drawer of my dresser. It took me two days to find them, and dozens of years later, I still have NO clue why I did that. I *always* left them on the top of my desk. Very very weird. Glad you found them! :D
Papersock 20
Why couldn't you just call your phone if it wasn't on silent?
SMHsohard 22
"Calling every place I had visited in the past 24 hours." If OP was able to do that without access to a second phone, that would be a whole different FML lol.
CaptainBlack 18
That's an early warning sign of Alzheimer's
SMHsohard 22
Actually, no it isn't. It could, however, be a sign of someone who is trying to do too many things at once (multi tasking doesn't work past 2-3 tasks, we've been brainwashed). If, however, once she found the phone, she had no idea of what a phone is for, then something indeed could be wrong.
Puppys_Doll 28
usually when my phone gets too hot, I turn it off
bettyc4 26
Time to lay off the pipe.