Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I spent 10 minutes searching for my phone while on a call. Turns out, I had absentmindedly put it in the freezer while grabbing a snack. It was frozen solid, but at least I found it. FML
Today, I couldn't find my phone. Worried that I'd accidentally thrown it in the trash, I emptied out all the bins and searched the garbage. An hour later, my daughter said she'd found it by the bathroom sink. FML
Today, I spent an hour frantically searching for my car keys, turning the entire apartment upside down. After giving up and calling a locksmith, I found the keys… in the fridge. Because apparently I put my leftover pizza on top of them. FML
Today, I tore through my apartment looking for my wallet. I was late for work, sweating, panicking, and blaming the cat. After 45 minutes, I found it. In the fridge. Next to the cheese. No explanation. FML
Today, I realized my wallet was missing right as I went to pay for my groceries. I frantically searched the store, retraced my steps, and finally found it. It was inside a freezer, where I'd apparently placed it in when I was grabbing ice cream five minutes earlier. FML
Today, I spent what seemed like an hour tearing apart my living room looking for the TV remote, only to find it in the fridge next to the milk. It turns out that last night I decided to put my cereal away in the entertainment center. FML
Today, I set my phone down at work in the back while I helped a customer. When I came back it was gone. It took me twenty minutes to find, duct taped to the ceiling. FML
Today, while trying to find my phone in the depths of the sheets on my bed, I gave my comforter a huge shake. A second later, I heard a crash. My phone had miraculously flown straight into the glass of water on my nightstand. Found it. FML
Today, after working out at the gym, I went to grab my bag, and realized that my phone was missing. Panicking, I reached into my pocket, pulled out my phone, and dialed my mom's number to tell her I'd lost it. It took me until the last ring to realize what I was doing. FML
Today, I went out to get groceries and ice-cream. When I got home, I couldn't find my house keys. I retraced my steps, but with no luck. I returned home and had to break in. While unpacking, I found my keys in the bag, right next to the completely melted ice cream. FML
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eunami 15
I can't be the only one wondering what the backstory of this FML is
AndyPurdy 31
how tf did your phone end up in there?
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Comments (79)
skepijohnson 11
You should have taken a snack break during your search!
kalbrek009 20
Lol...,thought you were going to say you found it in your hand. (because you said you called all over)
jake624 4
hey! it happens more than you might think
TechnoPhoenix 8
How did you call the places you were last at if your phone was lost?
pinkyroxyay 8
Calling every place??? Without a phone u must be magic
YellowWatermelon 2
I hope you're joking..
figure_of_bleach 0
How drunk were u!?
redneckfrankie 13
I've done that! although I did put it in the fridge because it was overheating and got so hot it burnt my face...
nerderer 13
Wow, I can't believe I had a second FML published! For all of you who were wondering, yes, I was sober, and yes, I did try calling it. You never think about how freaking insulated fridges are until they completely muffle the sound of your ringtone! And about how it ended up there? Let's just say I've been known to sleepwalk.
Steve_Dudley_UK 10
And that's when you realised why the piece of cheese was behind your ear.
beeferjay 34
remove the carpet