Today, after fifth block, I decided to go for a little walk. Apparently so did my boyfriend and best friend. I found them together under the stairs with her head in his crotch. She said she was looking for her contacts. His pants were pulled down. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, as I arrived at my house after a two week holiday, I opened the door and heard footsteps upstairs. I went up and found my boyfriend naked in bed. We had great sex. Afterwards I found my best friend naked in the wardrobe. Turns out they'd also had great sex. FML
Today, I was following my girlfriend up the stairs, I was pretty sure I was going to get lucky. As I was almost up the set of stairs, she lifted her skirt and revealed to me that she wasn't wearing any panties. I fell backwards down the stairs. FML
Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with my girlfriend and a few others. Mid-way through, I noticed my girlfriend giving a hand-job to my best friend. I couldn't believe my eyes, and I confronted them. He claimed he had been asleep, she claimed she was mopping up a spill, and I'm now single again. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
Today, I walked in on my best friend with his hand down my girlfriend's pants and her moaning for him to "keep going." She had the brass balls to claim she had a "tummy ache" and that he was just rubbing her stomach better. I may be a total dumbass, but I'm not THAT stupid. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and sister fooling around in the shower together. Supposedly, she was sleepwalking, and he was trying to wake her up. FML
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amrik 11
you should have took his dick and shoved it up her nose!
Iknoweverything 29
This is the first time I DIDN'T vote YDI. Not that any of you care, but I actually feel genuinely terrible for this girl. And I'm going to make it all about me by making sure all of you know how I feel.
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Comments (279)
1luckys0b 0
should have put out in the first place.
nina21194 12
what if a girls saving it?! I'm 17 n a virgin. if my bf cheated on mr like tht cause I don't put out then he doesnt deserve me anyway. so **** them :D
ladybug108 0
u make me sick-.- just because someone doesn't put out doesn't make it right. it's good to wait for someone special.
aylaa_fml 3
WOW really? Some best friend. Sure it would be less painful if he did it with a stranger but when it's your best friend. Wow. You didn't deserve that at all. I'd slap her in the face and kick him in the nuts so hard. >:l Lol sorry.. just pisses me off..
TheDrifter 24
By coincidence op can a grove both I'd those with one swing
TheGenius 1
And he's still your boyfriend?
haileemarie7 6
No, there probably broken up. But if op would have said "my ex boyfriend" everyone would probably assume they were already broken up. Thus, making the Fml pointless.
TheGenius 1
She could've said "my now ex-boyfriend" or something to that affect. By the way: They're. Not there. Different words.
mommyhearts2boys 0
u are so right
tayybayybayyyy 4
since no one else has chimed in with the pun, that sucks.
dudeitsdanny 10
It does. That must have been hard.
britishtome 0
luv it!!
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
It blows, too.
felipe87 2
what a load to have to take
YUMmMm 0
LMAO, this comment made my day :P
Jenna_Tell_Yuh 0
I loved reading this. :). the Danny dude and Irish chick are two of my favorite people on here :)
no_clue_4_u 4
You might wanna find a new bf and bff...
whiteboy7thst 2
Guess you call that a HEADache
stormlvr 0
did she find them?
enonymous 9
When I lose my contacts that's the first place I check a high school boys pants. you clearly have some issues with trust
skizzlerz 0
Dayum. o.O time for a new set of friends and boyfriend. What ******!
ammmeor 4
:'( I'm personally offended by this. fyl
kgbriggs 0
what's your pic of
Jenna_Tell_Yuh 0
a wrinkly thing with large sound catchers
livin_plur 0
187- sound catchers haha I love that