Today, after fifth block, I decided to go for a little walk. Apparently so did my boyfriend and best friend. I found them together under the stairs with her head in his crotch. She said she was looking for her contacts. His pants were pulled down. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, as I arrived at my house after a two week holiday, I opened the door and heard footsteps upstairs. I went up and found my boyfriend naked in bed. We had great sex. Afterwards I found my best friend naked in the wardrobe. Turns out they'd also had great sex. FML
Today, I was following my girlfriend up the stairs, I was pretty sure I was going to get lucky. As I was almost up the set of stairs, she lifted her skirt and revealed to me that she wasn't wearing any panties. I fell backwards down the stairs. FML
Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with my girlfriend and a few others. Mid-way through, I noticed my girlfriend giving a hand-job to my best friend. I couldn't believe my eyes, and I confronted them. He claimed he had been asleep, she claimed she was mopping up a spill, and I'm now single again. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
Today, I walked in on my best friend with his hand down my girlfriend's pants and her moaning for him to "keep going." She had the brass balls to claim she had a "tummy ache" and that he was just rubbing her stomach better. I may be a total dumbass, but I'm not THAT stupid. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and sister fooling around in the shower together. Supposedly, she was sleepwalking, and he was trying to wake her up. FML
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amrik 11
you should have took his dick and shoved it up her nose!
Iknoweverything 29
This is the first time I DIDN'T vote YDI. Not that any of you care, but I actually feel genuinely terrible for this girl. And I'm going to make it all about me by making sure all of you know how I feel.
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Comments (279)
HomeAl0ne 20
Give her a break. Without her contacts in she won't be able to clean all the spots off her dress afterwards.
dagray40 7
that would be the excuse I would use
Jenna_Tell_Yuh 0
so you'd give your best friends boyfriend a ********? thats cool
CoconutMuffin 5
Why is it always the boyfriend and the best friend??
CaptainPickles72 18
Well I knew a bunch of girls who were jealous of their best friends boyfriends so that might play a role. Plus for cheating asshole guys the best friend is usually the closest pussy around so it's very convenient!
MissBrainDamage 0
Hah love your pic, captain
smilessss 4
THREESOME!
Bassmasterclassi 2
I hate when that happens
heyheywaddup 7
lmao. heyyy? ever watch "something borrowed" weeeelllllll it explains A LOT!
Every1luvsfmls 6
she shuved them down his pants as op came
CaptainPickles72 18
It could be worse, your best friend could have been a guy! Then you would have two heart-breaking surprises.......
CateXOX 0
Your picture scares the shit out of me.
ladybug108 0
scares me to:(
zeeshanmukhida 0
u should have joined in and helped in looking for her contact. Such friend u are.
skaterpaige 3
win xD
pitchblease 2
expecting a high school boy to say no to a bj is like expecting a dog not to bite at a steak right in front of him. don't be too mad at him.
revanche 2
agree
revanche 2
agree
atacker49 0
hey we also take free *****