Today, after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged on to Facebook to see my boyfriend had posted "I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!" I 'liked' it and commented "Aww thank you baby!" I logged in later to see that he commented back saying "I didn't mean you." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw my boyfriend of two years had joined a group on Facebook called "Guys who are proud of their girlfriends". I smiled and was about to like it when I noticed a comment below from a girl saying, "Awww thanks babe :) xxxx." FML
Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I looked nice in my profile picture. I began to reply, "Aww, thank you!" until he sent another message saying, "Mostly because your face isn't in it." FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant and sent a picture of the positive test to my boyfriend. Before I got a text back from him, I saw his newly updated Facebook status, which read, "This has got to be the most depressing day of my life." FML
Today, I worked up the courage to comment on my crush's picture. I wrote, "Cool picture" on his Facebook profile picture. Pleased with myself, I later logged on to see if he had replied. He had. Well, at least he took the time to reply, "Who the fuck are you?" FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to find out that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
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Camy123_fml 0
Omg how sad! :'(
Reyo 2
Anyone else getting the vibe that this "boyfriend" isn't really her boyfriend?
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Comments (108)
Kozzy333 0
Why are women always crying about being fat and ugly when more often than not they aren't even bad looking or fat at all?
AndelleRae 9
Something about society drilling it into their heads that they'll never be good enough no matter what they do? *shrugs* I don't know. I'm a woman, but I don't feed into all that bullshit. I know I'm not perfect, but I still like myself the way that I am.
Ranoona 0
How mean :/. Looks like you need to dump him.
jackkerouc9 0
ydi it for feeling that way and not accepting either A your own reasponsibility for being fat and ugly or B not accepting that you have a great feature that is worth and holds more grace and amazing potential than any looks any girl might have.
youthink_fml 0
Maybe you envisioned a relationship when there really wasn't one. You wouldn't be the first girl to think they're in a relationship when you only ******.
iwannafuckyaman 0
I agree here. no matter how much youthink it is a relationship, sometimes it really is just sex haha
txgirl09 5
True but wouldn't they be listed as bf/gf on fb? If she thinks they're together she'd be talking about him and wouldn't her friends be like 'why isn't he listed on your fb then?'. I'd think my friend was stupid if she was actually calling a man her bf without the simple commitment from him of fb relationship status.
txgirl09 5
not to mention wouldn't the other girl be like 'who is this bitch?'
repyourcliche 0
it's a bad day when someone isn't actually your boyfriend until he is 'listed on your facebook'.
txgirl09 5
lol. I know it is sad. But it's true. If he won't even make it public you're an item then something is wrong.
Ayostephdizza16 0
that is violation to the maxxx smh
Superawesomestev 0
if your not happy with your life, do do something to change it
crymeariver1984 0
HAHAHA! Sounds to me that you were dumped via online messaging. That is the most coward way out of a relationship. Did he post it on your wall? At least, have the decency to make it a personal message. What a ******* DICK!
romaunts 0
You sure HE knew you considered yourself his girlfriend? Or that he wasn't joking?
Njtorres 0
for those saying "dump him" stfu! fat ppl need love too assholes!!
ozymandias_fml 0
Yeah, but they have to pay.
Ligerie 0
But she isn't getting love by a guy she isn't dating. Not real love anyway.
allmidnighteyes 11
real love is what's staring you in the eyes after you've maxed out your debit card at dollar beer night
muserule99 0
Wow. Pathetic.