Today, after far too many times of my brother stealing food out of my own personal mini fridge, I bought a lock and chained the handles together. I came back to find that my brother had responded by breaking the doors off their hinges. FML
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Today, I was fed up with things being taken from my room so I installed a key-locking handle on my door. I installed everything but the door knobs, and because I was worried that I would put the two of them on backwards, I closed the door to check. I'm now locked in my room. FML
Today, I was in my backyard. When I wanted to come back in the house, I tried to open the sliding door. I knew that my brother locked me out so I banged on the door very hard, causing the glass to break. It turns out that the door wasn't locked. FML
Today, I slept through my alarm and decided to call in sick. After falling back asleep, I woke up to my younger brother robbing my kitchen. It seems he's been doing this for weeks, every time I leave for work. He won't even give it all back. FML
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. After assessing the loss, I saw a taunting note on the fridge saying, "Locks work best when the door's SHUT." My housekeeper had apparently left the door wide open. FML
Today, my 4-year-old twin sons discovered how to lock doors. They locked me out of the house while I was taking out the trash. I had to climb through the kitchen window, which they'd generously smeared with peanut butter. FML
Today, I got locked out of my house. After trying unsuccessfully to jimmy the lock, I managed to climb in through the kitchen window. I soon found out I had an effect on the door after all; it won't open at all any more, even with the right key. FML
Today, some asshat thought it would be funny to put a second lock on my locker. FML
Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML
Today, my brother broke his mountain bike, so he stole mine, and managed to break it as well. Then he made some kind of franken-bike out of parts from both, and messed that one up too. FML
Today, I stole my brother's fuzzy slippers for the day as I usually do. Too bad he had been anticipating this and had left a mouse trap in one of them. FML
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Top comments
ambeerr 14
either a) talk to him and tell him to stop or b) break his bedroom door off its hinges and see what he does.
The_25th_Baam 3
I would probably put spoiled food in there, let him learn OP!
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Comments (86)
Wishe 17
What the hell... What is wrong with your brother?
BananEnigma 24
A selfish, entitled brat? My brother does this as well. No matter what is done or said.
Wildmind 7
I'd put him off his hinges too if I were you...
BananEnigma 24
I had to move back in with my mother and adult brother a while back after losing my job, and I can tell you, it seems to be a running theme for siblings to do this. I locked the fridge AND my basement door, and somehow my brother managed to get the second pair of keys when they were unlocked, when I was home, and could come and go whenever he wanted. I changed the locks AGAIN but I can only assume he'll try something again. I know he's able to break into the basement with a knife in the door, but not the fridge as far as I know. Nothing I've said or done has stopped him and my mom is useless. Low-lives will never change, I guess.
GhostFox 34
Trap your basement door so that next time he opens he door, something hits him in the nads. It might change his mind.
Zebediabolical 45
I'd probably have put the minifridge in my bedroom and put a deadbolt on the door by now.
link_us_already 6
if you did the handles he could just open both doors
DownFaLL57 23
Laxatives work great for food a thief.
TheFallen018 4
Try putting laxatives, or something similar into a third of the food. Put a note on the fridge saying that a third of the food will put him on the toilet for a month, and only you know what is laced with laxatives, and what isn't. Let's see if he takes the risk...
Ruskiy_Cherep 18
Make him a nice, scrumptious lookin dog food sandwich! Put it in your fridge and wait...
HylianWarrior 21
Make him pay to fix/replace the broken mini fridge, if he refuses, break something of his, still refuses break something else until he caves. Also follow what others have suggested and leave some trick food in there. Your brother may have won this battle, but the war will be yours.
samwilliams800 28
Respond by breaking his thumbs.