Today, after evicting my roommate for excessively not abiding by the lease agreements, he thought he could get back at me by sending me a video of my sister giving him head. FML
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Today, I got into a fight with my roommate's girlfriend's best friend. A few hours later, they had me evicted. FML
Today, I found an eviction notice at the apartment my boyfriend and I share. I always give him my share of the rent, and he pays it. Or so I thought. He’s been using our rent money to shower his side chick with gifts and expensive dinners. The worst part? The girl is my 18 year-old sister. He’s 34. FML
Today I knocked on one of my roommate's door and asked her to stop vacuuming since it's was late. She started to record me and went on a tirade about how none of the girls there respect her. She has previously tried to push two girls down the stairs. Her lease isn't up for 4 more months. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, I came home to found all of my belongings out on the street. My roommate, who is also my brother, apparantly neglected to pay his part of the rent, and we got evicted. FML
Today, my screw-up brother turned up at my house, expecting to move in rent free. Apparently, mom kicked him out and sent him to me. He's a freeloading demon, who's almost impossible to get rid of, so I told him to get lost and locked my door. Now my mom calls every 5 minutes to call me a selfish asshole. FML
Today, my idiot roommate finally realized that a girl who follows you everywhere like a puppy, always wants to talk to you, and "accidentally" sends nudes is into you. Unfortunately, she's since moved on from him. Now I get to listen to him whine about how unfair it all is. FML
Today, my sister and I have been in a prank war. She spammed my phone with dozens of random dick pics from the internet. My boyfriend saw and accused me of cheating. Now he won’t talk to me, and my sister won’t help me explain things. Guess she won. FML
Today, my ex girlfriend is sleeping over at my house. At some point while she was preparing to dump me, she became best friends with my sister. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML
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TheyCallMeDamien 18
Let your sister know what kind of person he is. If she was aware of his intent with the video then you know what kind of person she is too. Your roommate sounds abusive, vindictive and entitled.
Nick_Pat91 9
Um, were you trying to say 'At least it WASN'T a video of .... ' ?
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Comments (60)
nykkilynn16 7
What a pig.
RichardPencil 32
That sucks. No, wait...how much time do I have to edit thi
claudiajean 24
If he did this without your sister knowing, is actually illegal so you could easily turn this back on him, get your sister some justice andddddd get him out in his place
R3TR0ACTIC 4
That would be awkward for me as I live with my brother
cocoareo 7
I'd actually tell him that's illegal (because it is) and that alone should scare him into deleting it. Filming sexual acts and distributing them without that person knowing, or their consent, a illegal. And that would probably also fall under the category of "revenge ****" which is highly illegal. Hope it all works out for you OP!
False_Stupidity 42
Your presuming that OP's sister did not consent.
PANDORUM89 21
Obviously he doesn't not know that you can press charges against him and so can your sister for him filming her without her consent and the distribution of the video. Hopefully he gets fined a pretty penny or meets the inside of a jail cell, what a dick.
somedudesomewher 29
Today, my brother got a video of me giving his former room-mate head. FML.
mrBearBear 11
Text him back letting him know that he should get checked for STDs now. Not saying your sister has any but it'll be fun to freak him out
nightstalker94 18
Yeah, those are fighting actions. You wouldn't disrespect your own sister so why disrespect someone else's?
DanielleinDC 34
I agree that you should tell your sister about this. If he filmed this without her consent, he broke the law. This could be construed as revenge ****, and that will get you into a whole lotta trouble in California.