By GyroUpgraded - 20/07/2016 23:03 - United States - Portland

Today, after driving to three drug testing clinics that were approved for my job, each one declined me, saying they don't do testing anymore. Now I have to drive another 25 miles to see if someone will say, "You're clean." FML
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If only you had some way of communicating with these places at a distance. I suggest you use... hang on, my phone is ringing, brb

If for some reason your job needs you to do a drug test, shouldn't they at least be able to give you up to date information on where to get one, and then preferably pay the expenses? Or is that not how this whole drug testing-thing works? So weird that they even ask for such a thing.

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if it is worth the pay, why ye bab1tchhabing?

Uh-oh! Someone get me a drug testing kit, stat!

Where my hubby and I work, they have a full on medical center/ laboratory to do drug testing.

Your wording makes it sound like you're worried about passing.. Maybe (other that that ka-raaaazy idea of using a phone.. Lol) you say "so they can tell me I'm clean"