Today, after confessing my love for my best friend, he looked at me and said "I'm not feeling it. But does this mean we can have sex?" FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I confessed my feelings to my best friend, how I'm deeply in love with him. The consequence wasn't good, as he told me we should never talk to each other again. FML
Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML
Today, I planned on "breaking up" with my best friend by confessing my love for her, hoping she would feel different and move on. She reciprocated. FML
Today, I told my best friend of 10 years that somewhere along the way I fell in love with him and I think we should be together. His response? "I appreciate the sentiment." FML
Today, my best friend confessed his love to me, and I confessed the same back. However, I have a boyfriend who gives me mixed signals and is rude but sometimes not, and my best friend isn't ready to date so for now it’s FWB, and he's also is starting to give a little bit of mixed signals. FML
Today, after 8 years, I confessed one of my best friends I've been in love with him since we were kiddies. His answer was "Don't worry, I won't stop talking to you." FML
Today, I was talking to my best friend. After admitting to me that he's gay, I gave him a hug for support and comfort, feeling his erection on my upper thigh. FML
Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML
Today, the person I was seeing asked to be just friends. A few hours later, they tried to talk me into having sex. FML
Today, I told my close friend that I have a thing for him. His reaction? "Oh, fuck." FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
mae18_fml 0
and the douche bag award goes to
Radi0Waves 0
He's your BEST friend? You have great taste.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (82)
blingblingbling 0
Shut up and stop complaining, it could of gone a lot worse. You're lucky you still have a best friend.
dodgewama 0
I should agree
viper63 0
true
gmonks 0
yeah! **** him (literally) and get over with it.
ibaun21 0
whell what should he have done at least he's strait up
babybubz 0
maybe he was just trying to ease an awkward situation with a little humor...
fml9585 0
so can he?
cheezymac 0
r u a lesbo
manbearpig28 3
smart fella
CitizenSnipz 0
Look out, I sense a Kayne West joke coming your way! (Clears throat) I SAID...
metalhead7 0
at least u coulda got laid (just to look at the brightside)
smanahing6 0
be happy fuxk him
BlueTwist89 0
Aww, poor OP. Some people on this website are so harsh. It might be a medical condition :(. And LOL at "nerves" carrying the urine. Go back to school or stay in school!
BrownSugar_fml 5
Hmm, I'm guessing you sexed him anyways :) good for you