Intimacy: Today, after confessing my love for my best friend, he looked... - FML

By Boned...hard - 28/01/2010 00:09 - France

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Today, after confessing my love for my best friend, he looked at me and said "I'm not feeling it. But does this mean we can have sex?" FML

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TOP COMMENTS

mae18_fml 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 9:43

and the douche bag award goes to

Radi0Waves 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 9:59

He's your BEST friend? You have great taste.

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XPredatorX 5

Thursday 28 January 2010 20:22

Now that's a real man right there!

craziii 0

Friday 29 January 2010 0:23

Wow that's hot, you should say yes and stay friends with him at the same time. you only get one life so have a little fun :D

BettyBoop21 0

Friday 29 January 2010 1:34

That sucks, I'm sorry to hear your best friend is a jerk. I say u do one of two things. 1. sleep with him to see if he's any good lol (might change your mind about a relationship) or 2. slap him for being a jack ass and find a new best friend (maybe someone you aren't attracted to). Either way, the situation sucks. :(

stormin972 0

Friday 29 January 2010 2:56

I don't see how this is an FML.

bimber 0

Friday 29 January 2010 4:16

If u like him u should at least giv him heAd and c how it goes then make ur decision

tysta 0

Friday 29 January 2010 5:56

Um just say no and get over it??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!,??!??!!??!!?!?!!?!,!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!!?!!?

RyanZhang22 1

Friday 29 January 2010 8:37

just get some and then say u don't like him all that much. no fricking shit sherlock!!!

iSushix3 0

Friday 29 January 2010 11:26

**** him, duh.

pippy 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 4:54

sucks for you

fml_overlord_soa 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 7:29

I'm always sooo horney

Esiul 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 9:58

me toooo 

goldfishsweetie 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 18:57

well he's a man *****

Toly 0

Monday 1 February 2010 5:03

#47 he is not a man *****!!! he is a guy!!! Asking such a question is never a bad thing, cuz you lose nothing, but could possibly gain a "**** buddy"... oh sorry a "**** bestfriend"

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