Today, after carefully, and might I say, expertly removing all the hair from my girlfriend's genitals, she decided to try and "Nair" my balls. 24 hours later and I still can't walk properly and my balls look like they were involved in a severe kitchen incident. FML
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Today, I'm aging, so it’s clear my ball skin has got more rough, and I can't even shave anymore without bad razor burn. Well, I tried Nair for the first time. My balls are now severely chemically burned and blistered. It was just 4 minutes of Nair! I was finally getting my sex drive back after a divorce, so I was trying to be ready just in case. FML
Today, I decided to shave my balls. When I was finished, I vacuumed up the mess on the carpet, and then the fragments of hair still on my balls. Very bad idea. FML
Today, as I was bent over drying my legs after a shower, my girlfriend snuck behind me and pulled a hair off my ballsack for absolutely no good reason. FML
Today, while I was shaving my nether regions, my trimmer slipped and ate a chunk out of my balls, right beside a vein. I've been bleeding on and off for an hour, and the New Skin I tried isn't able to dry quickly enough. FML
Today, I tried waxing for the first time. At first it felt like I'd dipped my balls in a furnace. Now I can't even feel them. FML
Today, due to a combination of boredom and a faulty hair dryer, I now have singed pubes and burned balls. FML
Today, my wife left her curling iron on the bed, which was dangerous enough, but I also accidentally sat on it after my shower. Now I have a burn on the bottom of my balls, which has turned into a painful blister. FML
Today, I got an allergic reaction to Nair. It was so bad I had to have my girlfriend take me to the hospital at 2am. Where was the allergic reaction? On my nuts. FML
Today, I tried to manscape with some Nair. Nothing helps the pain. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I saw each other naked for the first time. She said my balls looked like little acorns. FML
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Top comments
9a_1z 12
I thought everyone had read that amusing amazon review from the guy who nair-ed his balls. I believe it ended with 'DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.'. The internet is trying to help you man.
Redoxx_fml 22
Just what kind of kitchen accidents do you get into?
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Comments (86)
gc8bit 1
you should have read the reviews on amazon first. good for a laugh and a life lesson lol
Sciath13 14
You know, there is probably a warning on the bottle that says something along the lines of "Not recommended for use on and around genitalia or sensitive skin"
revidffum69 22
You have to use a very soft towel or wash cloth to wipe the hair off. If you use a rough one, it'll mess you up for about a week. It is very painful. I find a microfiber cloth works best. Nice, smooth balls.
TeeGee_McGee 4
And she wanted the hair off of your balls…why?
TMWhisp 22
I think it's amazing that you two are so comfortable doing that for each other! Maybe not so comfortable anymore but still.
AndronicusPark 10
That's not how Nair works.