By sleepy momma - 02/06/2013 06:06 - United States - Altoona

Today, after buying 3 new alarm clocks, I finally decided to video tape myself all night to figure out if my alarm clock was broken or if I was oversleeping. Turns out I wake up around 4am each day and turn them off without remembering. FML
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ilianaaa 8

I've always wanted to record myself sleeping, but I'm a little scared to what I might find out haha idk

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HortonThelephant 15

I'll sell you a high quality rooster for only $29.95. Just you try to shut him up in your sleep without remembering it the next morning!

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MlleMC_fml 19

It happened to me a couple times, but not since I started putting my alarm clock in a different place every night, always far from my bed, and that can't be easily reached (in my closet or on the floor behind something else are usually good).

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Epikouros 31

The obvious solution is setting an alarm for 4 AM, so you will be awake when you get out of bed. It's natural to sleep in two stages every night. Most people used to do that before artificial light made us stay up after sunset.

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nikolkaw 9

Well at least now you know! Use your phone as one! So have two, unless you turn that one off too...

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avapaige1234 19

This is the exact story of my life.

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sdahl1113 4

bwahahaha! that totally sucks! I do that kind of thing to but not to that extreme.

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UnwiseOwl88 3

Set it up on the opposite side of the room. Then you HAVE to get up to turn it off. :P

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jessejamesc 8

That is some seriously intense protective neurological function you've developed. go to bed earlier. take magnesium.

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Aaronator25 7

This reminded me to set my alarm.. Thanks OP :)

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nishantvas 13

woah that's some freaky thing mate...

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