Today, after an entire year spent in physical therapy recovering from three knee surgeries, I finally returned to doing light agility exercises and running on a treadmill. When I told my therapist I had never been so happy and proud, he responded with, "This usually only takes 5 months, pussy." FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, after a month and a half of recovering from a sprained ankle, I was back in the gym training. After a grueling, sweaty session on the treadmill, I tripped walking down the stairs which sprained my other ankle. Back to round one. FML
Today, I was finally able to come home after 4 months in a hospital recovering from brain surgery and physical therapy. While taking a walk around the neighborhood, my new neighbor's Rottweiler ran after me. I tripped while running, got bit, and went back to the hospital for stitches. FML
Today, I'm celebrating one year of retirement. Also, almost one year of recovering from a broken leg, quickly followed by a broken hip. I may never walk correctly again. FML
Today, I tore my ACL while doing physical therapy that's supposed to keep me from tearing my ACL. FML
Today, I was discharged from the hospital after having scrotal surgery. When I got home, the anesthetic had worn off, but I felt okay. Then my dog jumped up at me, paws slamming straight into my nuts. FML
Today, after spending two hard months losing 20 pounds of my 80 pound goal, I was actually excited to exercise. After I was done exercising, I fell down the stairs and broke my ankle. FML
Today, I finally got my son to go for a run. He broke his neck 4 months ago and has been playing video games the entire time. I was a competitive runner once and run everyday. He kicked my ass, 21 minutes for the first 5k and he sped up. He was back playing video games when I finally got home. I think I lost a lung on the trails. FML
Today, I was getting ready for work. When I stepped back, my ankle rolled and my fat ass landed on it with my foot sideways under me. Now I’m in a boot for 6 weeks and have 6 weeks of physical therapy ahead of me. FML
Today, I had a swollen knee, and was slowly limping to the toilet. All of a sudden, my mom ran past me, beating me to it. As she closed the door, she said, "AT LEAST I CAN RUN!" FML
Today, I got back to work from a 4 month hospital stay and I joked with my boss that after so long away, I’m not planning on being sick again for years. Two hours later, a coworker knocked me down the stairs. A dislocated hip and a broken femur requiring 4-6 weeks of recovery. FML
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qwtf 14
Asshole much? Maybe time to switch therapists.... Also, grats on recovery!!
AnagenisisZagus 13
Time to take that next step, OP. Put those legs to use and get that foot up his ass.
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Comments (136)
laden_swallow09 35
Drill sergeants are the biggest assholes around, but they seem to be the most motivational.
TogeBara 12
1) A Therapist has only a MINIMAL amount of actual knowledge of the human body and the recovery rates. 2) That therapist was absolute shit. 3) There has to be a law against this sort of thing where you can take them to court and at least get reimbursed for the cost of your sessions. Insulting the patient is extremely unprofessional and for which uncalled.
okibi1 20
Lol! Where does your info come from?
Bcfrmkc816 17
It takes longer for some people then others. And the pussy remark should have gotten him fired. At least if not next session pop him in the mouth and ask how that felt pussy. Good luck and congrats in being able to get back to it. I smoke and they won't consider it until I quit. So it's a cane and rollator for me.
LittleMissMimu 3
What a dick!
hig999 19
Pussy.
Thatguy334 7
One hell of a bedside manner
laniyacobain 3
that was wrong everyone is different so why insult you. put your therapist in the same position and see how they do
TheCrispyCat 20
Three surgeries? I feel that five months is a bit short, but I guess it depends.
Xotoolyxo 16
Use your other leg and kick him in the nuts
okibi1 20
I have to call bullshit. Unless the PT was looking to be sued.
okibi1 20
Clarification: OP is to be congratulated, however, I don't believe the PT said "pussy" unless she/he no longer wished to be a PT and wanted to be sued.