Health: Today, after an entire year spent in physical therapy recovering... - FML

By AnonymousAndSad - 24/04/2014 23:42 - United States - Waukon

Today, after an entire year spent in physical therapy recovering from three knee surgeries, I finally returned to doing light agility exercises and running on a treadmill. When I told my therapist I had never been so happy and proud, he responded with, "This usually only takes 5 months, pussy." FML

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qwtf 14

Friday 25 April 2014 11:10

Asshole much? Maybe time to switch therapists.... Also, grats on recovery!!

AnagenisisZagus 13

Friday 25 April 2014 11:13

Time to take that next step, OP. Put those legs to use and get that foot up his ass.

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moot_chan 18

Monday 8 December 2014 0:33

Ignore him, he was unprofessional. And congrats

Anubis95_fml 10

Tuesday 15 September 2015 8:58

You're a liar. No therapist would say that without losing their job.

TheAspieDork 27

Tuesday 26 January 2016 16:04

Hope you got a better therapist after that. Last I checked, they're supposed to encourage you.

rag97 6

Sunday 17 April 2016 12:25

Forgive me, but that is funny as ****.

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