Today, the man sitting next to me on the train tried to sneak a dead cat into my bag while I was sleeping. FML
LittleMissMimu
Miss Newcastle upon Tyne, England 36 years-old In a relationship
now have a cat
Glenview, United States
wondercat40
Indianapolis, United States
Today, I saw a cute guy and decided to say hi. As I started to think about things to talk about, one story in particular about a drummer who looked like Jesus stuck out in my mind. I was so nervous that instead of saying hi, I blurted out, "Some people look like Jesus!" and took off. FML