Intimacy: Today, after an amazing sex session, my boyfriend rolls over...

By homersgirl - 30/09/2009 08:28 - United States

Today, after an amazing sex session, my boyfriend rolls over and stares lovingly into my eyes, puts his hand on my cheek caressing it tenderly... and says "Who's a good piggy?" in his best Homer Simpson's voice. FML

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By ch4nny - 29/08/2014 01:47 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML

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By BaconBreathBlonde - 30/10/2009 00:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out, holding hands, and he was playing with a strand of my hair. I thought the whole thing was very romantic. He then said he loved how my mouth tasted like bacon. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2009 14:19 - Australia

Today, I was having amazing sex with this guy I had been seeing for a while. It got really intense, so did my moans. Guys usually like when I moan, but he just put his hands over my mouth and told me to "shut up" because it sounded like "pig noises". FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2012 10:24 - United Kingdom - Northampton

Today, I said to my boyfriend that he makes the same noises when he smells bacon as he does when we have sex. Now everytime we have sex, he whispers "Bacon..." in my ear. FML

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By nick - 27/06/2016 03:44 - United States - Highland Park

Today, my girlfriend started making pig noises during sex. FML

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By kjdhfakjs - 20/05/2010 18:32 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he started pretending he was a dog. This included barking, licking my face, and scratching his ears. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML

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Sore loser

By Anonymous - 14/03/2013 02:15 - Australia - Picton

Today, my boyfriend and I were play-fighting. I managed to pin him down and win. He saw my grin, snorted, and bitterly said I'd only won because, "let's face it, you're a bit of a porker, eh babe?" FML

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By isoheartcaitlin - 25/08/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 06:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML

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thatpianoguy612 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 16:12

That. Is. Awesome.

dacho 7

Wednesday 30 September 2009 16:14

Sex SESSION? What, you pay him for sex, or?

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fringle 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 2:56

Spider pig, spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does…

besad_fml 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 3:37

Spiderpig spiderpig does whatever a spiderpig does. can he swing from a web? no he can't he's a pig. look out he is a spider pig.

mdjn09 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 5:30

maybe you should stop being such a **** who ***** any guys you go out with. if you werent ******* guys so soon you wouldnt be having sex with a wierd nerdy guy. instead you would have realized what a freak and dumped and then you couldve say "thank god i didnt **** a freak". but you cant, cuz youre a ****

valeria_07 0

Friday 2 October 2009 6:38

wtf? #38 stop drawing your own conclusions. you're crazyyy

han1213 0

Monday 5 October 2009 11:05

you're clearly an angry jealous virgin. get a ******* life. you don't even know how long they've been together, and since when does casual ******* make every girl a ****?

degco44 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 2:48

If a girl ***** a lot with several boys, she's considered a ****.

Vash_41288 10

Sunday 18 July 2010 15:08

#38 seems to have some underlying issues they need to resolve

honeybee366 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 4:00

51. yeah..sleeping around a lot does kinda make you a ****...unless you're sure you never want to settle down...then it's just your life. but yes, 38 is ******* insane.