Health: Today, after a very painful mouth surgery, I went home to take...

By LaurenB - 07/06/2012 18:12 - United States - Epping

Today, after a very painful mouth surgery, I went home to take a nap. Then my nose started bleeding, so I stuck a tissue in it and fell asleep. When I woke up, I was so high from painkillers that when I saw the tissue, I thought it was a ghost. I screamed so loud I burst a stitch. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2023 22:00

Today, I woke up from my wisdom tooth surgery… while they were still sawing my jaw. I had such a bad panic response that they also cut my lip, so I have stitches inside and outside of my mouth, as well as the haunting crackle of bone being removed from my skull stuck in my head. FML

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By Bleach dat Blood - 20/07/2015 03:02

Today, I woke to find a pool of my own blood all over my pillow. Frantic to find the source of the blood, I rushed into the bathroom and tripped over my too-long pajama pants. Crashing to the floor face first, I broke my nose. Turns out I had just bitten my lip in the middle of the night. FML

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By bouncekitty - 20/02/2011 17:04 - United States

Today, I had all of my wisdom teeth removed. After the anesthesia wore off, I asked how long the procedure took, and the nurse told me a little less than an hour. Apparently I thought this was hilarious and started laughing, which ripped my new stitches. FML

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By TT - 19/04/2009 20:48 - United States

Today, I went to get some teeth pulled. I had Novocaine in my gums and lip so I couldn't feel a thing. When the doctor is pulling out the last tooth, he sneezes and pulls the tooth out. He looks in my mouth and I hear, "Oh, shit..." I now have stitches in my mouth. FML

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SparkleyTurtle 4

Friday 8 June 2012 0:31

Who ya gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!

olpally 32

Friday 8 June 2012 1:01

A sense of humor... I can't believe I just had to explain that... :/

Comments

alymartin 1

Friday 8 June 2012 1:41

Aww!

elliotb94 9

Friday 8 June 2012 2:08

Sounds like an excuse to take more painkillers. Maybe you could create an alter ego and work in diagnostics, you show know emotion but all you crave is someone to love you back. I miss House.

tj4234 35

Friday 8 June 2012 2:15

ah good old painkillers. They once gave me a dream that I was logging into Bebo. Not doing anything else, just logging in. Course it must have been a dream because who honestly goes on Bebo?

shannagregson 3

Friday 8 June 2012 2:34

Sorry you're in pain, but thanks for the laugh. That was funny!

ChamboMango 5

Friday 8 June 2012 3:05

Boo!

Regmeister 10

Friday 8 June 2012 3:16

This is my favorite thing. Ever.

leionheart 1

Friday 8 June 2012 3:39

I'm sorry that is hilarious. Next time draw a face on it!

tannertrevis 5

Friday 8 June 2012 3:40

Hook it up with some vike bro.

Jdumps 1

Friday 8 June 2012 3:49

chill out an stop abusing pain killers idiot

THE_A_TEEN 27

Friday 8 June 2012 20:54

Said the idiot who: A. Types a run-on sentence B. Doesn't realise that OP is taking painkillers for her post-surgery pain C. Doesn't realise that taking painkillers does not mean they are abusing them. Now go act dumb on your own time.