Today, after a long work shift, I was so tired that I took a nap in my car to avoid driving half-asleep. When I awoke, there was a huge truck in front of me. I thought I'd fallen asleep while driving and was about to die. I only realized it was stationary after I pissed myself. FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, I took a quick nap in my car during my lunch break. I'd set an alarm but forgot to turn my car off, having switched the AC on due to the blistering heat. The cool air lulled me to sleep. When I woke up, my boss was knocking on my window. Apparently, I'd knocked the car into neutral and it had rolled into his parking spot. FML
Today, I decided I'd take a nap in my car because I got to work very early. As I was waking up from my nap, I saw a cop looking right at me. Turns out, a lady who'd parked her car right next to mine after I was asleep had called the cops on me because she thought I was dead. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the bus after a long day. I woke up to the driver nudging me, saying, "End of the line, mate." I had no idea where I was, and it was raining. FML
Today, I took a nap on my couch. I woke up three hours later to my neighbor knocking on my door, asking if I was OK because looking from the outside in, they thought I was dead. Guess I sleep like I’ve been hit by a truck. FML
Today, I fell asleep in a taxi. So did the taxi driver. FML
Today, I passed out in my car in a McDonald's parking lot. I got woken up by a cop. FML
Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on a bus. When I awoke suddenly, half of the bus was staring at me, with some people chuckling and smiling. I have no idea what I did. FML
Today, after doing a graveyard shift at work, I took the bus home. I fell asleep on the way and woke up 25 miles away from my bus stop. I took another bus heading back and couldn't stay awake. I then woke up where I started from. FML
Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML
Today, I got home from working 14 hours straight, went to take a dump, and fell asleep on the toilet. I woke up later on the floor, covered in shit and piss, with my alarm going off, an hour before I was due back at work. FML
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Ameel_fml 19
On the bright side, you did the right thing by pulling over for a nap and the worst-case-scenario was that you pissed yourself. So...at least you're not dead.
codyjohn17 5
Wow, that must've scared the shit out of you! Wait...
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Comments (64)
WrongRomance 11
Those few seconds after opening your eyes are usually pretty confusing. Good idea to stop instead of driving while drowsy, though.
SWC_Penguin 17
This happened to me on an empty neighborhood street. Just waking up in the car was scary enough, I can only imagine how much worse the truck made it.
beccax33 4
Don't get pissed at yourself. (pun intended) you did the right thing by taking a nap instead of driving home. Maybe try the backseat next time?
TheVoicesTalk 3
I can totallt agree with OP's actions
wvcheesehead1 9
Sometimes bad things happen to those with good intentions. As someone who has fallen asleep driving, regardless of the humorous result, you did the right thing.
Kkkdawg 27
I seriously hope you didn't hurt anyone. I was hit head on by an asshole that fell asleep. Totaled my car, and resulted in me having months of physio.
SomeRandomGuy15 18
Well, at least now you're more careful to stay awake, right? ... Riiiight?
Chel2010 10
My first accident was due to falling asleep at the wheel at 2 am. I drove into a ditch and plowed a mailbox, then drove into the other ditch because I didn't slow down fast enough. One of the scariest moments of my life. Ever since, I always make sure I have adequate sleep/energy levels before I drive at night. On the same note, I've been there OP: I've taken naps/woke up in the morning before and had no idea where the hell I was for a few moments. FYL.
outoftown 27
This is how you know urinately a good driver.
SirCharles83 13
It's like those YouTube videos where people prank their friends. One of them is sleeping on a road trip. The rest of them start screaming like their life in in danger. The guy wakes up so afraid every time. You should probably look into it.
HortonThelephant 15
You a racist op? Why put the emphasis on the K?
hooligyn123 18
Or the F U and S.... seriously. if it was fuKKKs Maybe then your statement would make sense.
whY402Jay 12
At least you didn't poop your pants.
Kitten_Calderon 14
Good for you OP. you made a very smart choice pulling over to sleep/rest instead of driving half awake. Most drivers seem to forget they can pull over and do that.. I would rather pee myself then have it be real as well. Thank you for being a good driver. I hope you'll model your smarts to those who really need it.,