Today, after a long silent and awkward pause after asking my girlfriend's dad if I can take her on holiday for Christmas, he looked me dead in the eyes and said "No, you may not impregnate my daughter." FML
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Today, I asked my girlfriend's father if I could marry his daughter. He smiled, shook my hand, and said "No. Now get out of my house." FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend's dad for permission to take her hand in marriage. He said no, because he doesn't want her marrying a "sexist idiot who treats her like property", which he thinks asking permission amounts to, then told me to grow up. FML
Today, I asked for permission to marry the girl I love. Her father not only said no, he said "HELL no!" FML
Today, my girlfriend's father sent me a text message that simply stated "You ruined my relationship with my daughter." I wanted to ask him for his blessing to marry his daughter. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend at a dinner with our two families. Not only did she flatly reject me, my dad said, "Good call. He's not ready." FML
Today, I told my girlfriend's father that I wanted to talk about his daughter. I then went on to tell him I was thinking about 'popping the cherry', instead of 'popping the question'. FML
Today, my girlfriend's dad called to say she wasn't allowed to come with me on a three-day trip on New Year's. He waited until Christmas to say it, even though we booked and paid for the trip nearly a month ago. Now he ruined both holidays. FML
Today, my girlfriend's dad offered me $100 to break up with his daughter. I eagerly replied "No", but my girlfriend grabbed the money and said, "Deal." FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend's father for permission to take his daughter's hand in marriage. He asked me "Which one?" I said "Uh, the one I'm dating... Lisa." He belched and said, "Yeah sure, throw 'er off a cliff for all I care. Piss off, boy." So much for chivalry. FML
Today, my girlfriend's dad offered me $100 to break up with his daughter. I eagerly replied "no", but my girlfriend grabbed the money and said, "deal." FML
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kc_bbg15 14
Soooo can she go?
JustJumped 22
Look him in the eye and say 'Christmas comes but once a year, and so do I'
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Comments (69)
matty8299 6
Well after a few hours of getting him to understand that either we do it on holiday where he doesn't have to know about it, or we doing it in the guest room in his house... Needless to say we went on holiday
Ihavegas 22
brown town then
SpamPam 18
Yeah I bet the girl would live to try some ass play on OP maybe a strap on. Probs the safest way to go.
Zebediabolical 45
Strapon's are great. I've used one on a girl before. It's a little awkward, but she certainly enjoyed having me knocking on two doors at the same time.
SpamPam 18
Considering that men have prostates makes it clear who would enjoy that activity more
Zebediabolical 45
Considering that anal can stimulate a g-spot ****** in a significant percentage of women, it's clear that they often enjoy it as well.
spunkylady 24
Being a parent to a girl, I totally understand where he's coming from lol. With a boy you only have to worry about one wiener. With a girl you have to worry about a LOT of wieners, especially the ones she brings home.
amisenho 11
Well, sure, unless that one wiener gets a lot of girls pregnant.
ELoni_fml 25
Well of course you can't have one without the other...
moonbootz 7
i mean was that what u had planned? assuredly u would use protection...sorry OP. maybe he'll change his mind.
strike2867 13
No matter how much you think it will help, now is not the time to show off your crate of condoms.
mangelon86 15
He.......doesn't like you
PotatoUnicorn 8
I hate when people say "on holiday". It doesn't make sense.
MsKatieFace 11
That's just really ignorant. It is the UK/British equivalent of "going on vacation" just because we use a different word, doesn't mean it doesn't make sense.
worldclassrager 41
This all really depends if you two are sexually active already Hope the trip isn't like tomorrow otherwise he can have a few days to think about it even though my gut is saying it's a no
EchoSerenity 15
The girl's father is just looking out for her OP, he was once a teenager too. He knows what goes down haha.
SpamPam 18
But would he treat his son the same way?