Today, after a heated debate with my friend on whether blondes are naturally stupid, I convinced her that I'm actually quite intelligent, and poured myself a glass of juice in victory. After finishing the glass, instead of returning the bottle back to the refrigerator, I put it in the cupboard. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was trying to convince a friend that even though I'm blonde, I'm not the oblivious or stupid moron everyone apparently thinks I am. Then I smacked face-first into a glass door. FML
Today, I poured out a glass of apple juice to drink. I threw out a beer can from earlier, and my mom thought I was drinking alcohol, not juice. She scolded me, until I made her physically taste the juice. FML
Today, I had a few friends over. Wanting to seem cool, I yelled at my girlfriend to get me a beer. She chucked four bottles at my head. All my friends cheered her on. FML
Today, I was trying to convince my boyfriend that I am NOT a dumb blonde. After screaming at the top of my lungs, I tripped over a bin and hit my head on a wall. FML
Today, I was at home, my mom came and saw me holding what she thought was a glass of beer. She took the glass, threw it and slapped me for drinking it. I was drinking Apple Juice. FML
Today, I learned that drunk me from last night is apparently great at flirting. She also apparently flirted her way to a free bottle of white wine, only to shatter it on the kitchen floor at 2 a.m. How did I find out? Three words: glass in foot. FML
Today, some friends and I had a wine tasting evening, and I tried to impress my friends by showing off my extensive knowledge of different wines. I confidently described the subtle "notes of vanilla and oak" in a bottle of wine… only to find out that my "friends" had pranked me, and it was actually grape juice. FML
Today, I had a mumbled conversation with myself in a supermarket aisle about whether or not to buy a bottle of bourbon. Nothing screams "pathetic loser" like an alcoholic in denial having a debate with himself out loud near strangers. FML
Today, after a stressful week, I spent my last few dollars on some comfort food. Later, my roommate's girlfriend came over and helped herself to my juice, drinking it straight from the bottle. I'm such a germaphobe, I can't bring myself to even take a sip. It's a full bottle. FML
Today, I was hanging with my friends when out of the blue, I got thirsty. Friends said there was Gatorade in the fridge. Being the trusting person I am, I took a drink, only to discover it was piss. FML
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Top comments
Hgielad_720 0
On a serious note, anyone can be stupid, regardless of their hair color.
krushr 3
Are you suggesting that being absent-minded means you're dumb? Maybe you really are dumb.
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Comments (93)
annabethjackson 0
Yeah I'm a blonde and I was the smartest kid in highschool
T552 12
I always enjoy a "blond moment" joke. Thanks for making me laugh there XD Oh and YDI btw :P
Lauren10102 3
i am guilty of putting up my shoes in the refridgerador lol
highcane 0
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secrets15 0
any1 can be dumb doesn't have to be blonde
Jeremy_162 6
agreed.
goldhighways 0
wow. I don't see how this would be considered an fml though.
Flipflops4ever 0
It depends. If one means some useless skill like integral calculus or quantum mechanics, which less than .00001% of the human population can use to their advantage, then blonds are quite stupid. But when it comes to some useful skill like flirting to their advantage with the boss/cop/professor, or marrying that filthy rich old guy, blonds do pretty well.
Cinn_fml 23
You do know the difference between stereotype and real life, right? And why use quantum mechanics? Half the people that study it don't understand it. :P However, in generally accepted 'harder' subjects blondes can do just as well as brunettes/redheads, as not only are some blondes quite intelligent, some brunettes/redheads are quite stupid. In the same way that some people who get through life by flirting are brunettes/redheads.
JERZBornNRaised 7
that's not being stupid that's just making a simple mistake, when you have a lot on your mind or thinking of something you slip up, big deal, doesn't mean your stupid, although I'm pretty dumb :)
ImFreeFalling 0
Not all blondes are stupid. My friend Casey is a blonde and she's the smartest girl in our grade. I hate stereotypes. Gosh.
Shaggy_92 5
blondes are always the hottest ones XD