Today, after a heated debate with my friend on whether blondes are naturally stupid, I convinced her that I'm actually quite intelligent, and poured myself a glass of juice in victory. After finishing the glass, instead of returning the bottle back to the refrigerator, I put it in the cupboard. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was trying to convince a friend that even though I'm blonde, I'm not the oblivious or stupid moron everyone apparently thinks I am. Then I smacked face-first into a glass door. FML
Today, I poured out a glass of apple juice to drink. I threw out a beer can from earlier, and my mom thought I was drinking alcohol, not juice. She scolded me, until I made her physically taste the juice. FML
Today, I had a few friends over. Wanting to seem cool, I yelled at my girlfriend to get me a beer. She chucked four bottles at my head. All my friends cheered her on. FML
Today, I was trying to convince my boyfriend that I am NOT a dumb blonde. After screaming at the top of my lungs, I tripped over a bin and hit my head on a wall. FML
Today, I was at home, my mom came and saw me holding what she thought was a glass of beer. She took the glass, threw it and slapped me for drinking it. I was drinking Apple Juice. FML
Today, I learned that drunk me from last night is apparently great at flirting. She also apparently flirted her way to a free bottle of white wine, only to shatter it on the kitchen floor at 2 a.m. How did I find out? Three words: glass in foot. FML
Today, some friends and I had a wine tasting evening, and I tried to impress my friends by showing off my extensive knowledge of different wines. I confidently described the subtle "notes of vanilla and oak" in a bottle of wine… only to find out that my "friends" had pranked me, and it was actually grape juice. FML
Today, I had a mumbled conversation with myself in a supermarket aisle about whether or not to buy a bottle of bourbon. Nothing screams "pathetic loser" like an alcoholic in denial having a debate with himself out loud near strangers. FML
Today, after a stressful week, I spent my last few dollars on some comfort food. Later, my roommate's girlfriend came over and helped herself to my juice, drinking it straight from the bottle. I'm such a germaphobe, I can't bring myself to even take a sip. It's a full bottle. FML
Today, I was hanging with my friends when out of the blue, I got thirsty. Friends said there was Gatorade in the fridge. Being the trusting person I am, I took a drink, only to discover it was piss. FML
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Hgielad_720 0
On a serious note, anyone can be stupid, regardless of their hair color.
krushr 3
Are you suggesting that being absent-minded means you're dumb? Maybe you really are dumb.
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nikki0rikki 0
I do that all the time. (:
aquamoon52 4
Well blondes can be smart but they can end up doing weird things on accident... My friend is really smart(Whose blonde) But she'll say or ask something really "blonde" occasionally.
0opsie 6
The only reason this "blondes are stupid" crap is alive is because it's a stereotype that women who have no brains try to make themselves look as good as possible (ie. dye their hair blond). Which makes a lot of people think that all blond women are superficial idiots.
Niaa_fml 0
The color of your hair does not affect your intelligence/IQ at all. It's just that all these girls that try to be hot etc. mostly dye their hair blonde and that's where it originated from. I don't really know why they picked blonde though. Of course, I have NOTHING against blondes, honestly, I think it's absolutely stupid to judge people because of their hair color, yet you have to admit that we all love to make a perfect joke in the perfect moment. For example, I am and always have been a huge fan of Michael Jackson but I love making jokes about him when the moment is right and the same happens when others make a joke about him, I don't feel bad about it, I understand it's humor and look at it in a funny way, the way it's meant. Humor is a great thing and just because someone makes a joke about somebody else doesn't mean that it's true or that the person really means it especially in a bad way. I make jokes about myself too. There is a difference between joking and insulting.
jimmehh 7
way to prove your point ^^
IkeMal 0
Did you explain that just because you fit the stereo type it doesn't mean all blonds do? And if your friend believes that, is she blond too?
xxmadicxx 0
there's a difference between being absent minded&being flat out dumb. Ever since the 8th grade, 5 out of my 7 classes are advanced placement ones,yet I still can't remember how to drive to my best friend's house,even though it's the same one she's lived in since the 2nd grade,and I'm over there all the time.
piepieburger 0
This is not an FML... you're just stupid.
angel55033 12
you're bragging about this on fml? hair color means nothing you're just a moron
lmtl30stm 0
I'm a brunette naturally, but I have a lot of "blonde moments" so I have been told I should just dye my hair and get it over with lol I would rather dye it black.