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By rileynautumn - 13/06/2011 19:04 - United States

Today, after a full shift at work, I got home to my boyfriend playing CoD, a full sink, crap all over the table, a full cat box, dirty bathroom, no laundry done and the kids at my parents' house. He yelled at me because the place was a mess. FML

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saIty 17

Tuesday 14 June 2011 1:14

Tell me his user, so I can butt **** him with the chopper.

jess6blondie9 2

Tuesday 14 June 2011 1:13

Lazy. If he's living there too then he should take part in cleaning.

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Mrrevorp 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 1:33

hey he was playing COD which is wayyyy more important than anything he'll ever amount to!

lyndz_20 8

Tuesday 14 June 2011 1:34

what an asshole

iHateThisLife 10

Tuesday 14 June 2011 1:41

his ass needs to get regulated. discipline him or send him packing!

kingnate16 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 1:42

you're the woman. clean

lmaoatall 6

Tuesday 14 June 2011 2:00

you're the dick. **** off

IcySnake 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 1:42

*break*

itsallgoodintheh 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 1:43

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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alicecanitbe 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 3:43

maybe, just MAYBE you need to re-read the FML just a subjection ;)

1215116a 14

Tuesday 14 June 2011 3:50

'dirty bird you silly!'? What?! And yeah, you may want to re-read it...

drummerchic14 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 3:53

uhh u mean suggestion? maybe u need to go back to grade 3

itsallgoodintheh 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 6:11

I do not I am very smarticals and I Did re read it

maidofawesome 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 7:12

"Smarticals'? Really?

Blue87 4

Tuesday 14 June 2011 1:45

kick the lazy ****** out

deeshade 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 1:50

If u let him act like that u deserve it,,,grab a bat and get ta swingin!!!

Quall1357 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 1:50

dump the ****** douchebag!

ckjacques53198 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 1:56

clean that place bitch and give him head

jess6blondie9 2

Tuesday 14 June 2011 1:59

How about you clean the place and go **** yourself.

Stealthclaws 16

Sunday 24 December 2017 7:54

She’ll clean out your ass with a flamethrower and give your head a much needed makeover

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