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By rileynautumn - 13/06/2011 19:04 - United States

Today, after a full shift at work, I got home to my boyfriend playing CoD, a full sink, crap all over the table, a full cat box, dirty bathroom, no laundry done and the kids at my parents' house. He yelled at me because the place was a mess. FML

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saIty 17

Tuesday 14 June 2011 1:14

Tell me his user, so I can butt **** him with the chopper.

jess6blondie9 2

Tuesday 14 June 2011 1:13

Lazy. If he's living there too then he should take part in cleaning.

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kroy88 2

Tuesday 14 June 2011 5:39

well it was double XP weekend!!! gezzz

KazuTrumpet1512 21

Tuesday 14 June 2011 5:39

He needs to get off of his lazy sexist ass and do some work. What a douche.

shadowolf1120 8

Tuesday 14 June 2011 5:46

and this is why i dont play CoD

pretty_in_pink_1 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 5:47

It's your fault. You're the one dating the lazy guy. Find a better one with a job.

rileynautumn 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 21:04

he has a job, just had his day off.

tehspy1337 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 5:59

sounds like my dad

lilmillion22 5

Tuesday 14 June 2011 6:13

so?!? call of duty is more important than a full shift of work!!! pshhh!!

bharted85 7

Tuesday 14 June 2011 6:16

Is cod really THAT addicting? What do you do in the game?

blaketron89 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 6:18

Dump his ass stupid.

cynthiaF 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 6:21

Break the COD disc maybe? :|

Stealthclaws 16

Sunday 24 December 2017 7:58

In most consoles, the disk just has the info for the game. The actual profiles and data are in the system itself. So break the Xbox instead ☺️

aaronruark 2

Tuesday 14 June 2011 6:35

wait why aren't you in the kitchen jk your life sucks

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