Health: Today, after 6 months of training and going to the gym every...

By Anonymous - 24/10/2012 13:09 - United States

Today, after 6 months of training and going to the gym every day, I realized that the only thing I've lost is $300 worth of gas. FML

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By izziegrl - 24/09/2012 18:21 - Mexico - Naucalpan

Today, I realized that I spend more money on gas to go to my job than what I get paid. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2023 04:00

Today, I learned that as much as I try to save my money, it always just slips through my fingers. After rent, I got paid $280 yesterday, $85 went out on my gym membership, $95 went out on my internet, $125 went out on my Hello Fresh. I have to choose between half a tank of petrol or breakfast/lunch for the week. FML

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By SnapeIsGood - 08/11/2016 09:44 - Germany - Kornwestheim

Today, I hit the gym. With my car. FML

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By Endrit Begolli - 27/06/2023 00:02 - Albania

Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. I was so out of shape that I couldn't even finish my warm-up. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2011 18:21 - United States

Today, I finished the first month of a diet and exercise program designed to help me lose weight. To keep myself motivated, I have avoided the scale the entire time. I weighed myself today. I've gained 6 pounds. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2018 19:00

Today, it was my first day at a new gym, which cost a fortune. Some skinny teen who had clearly never lifted in his life dropped a weight while I was stretching and broke my ankle. Money down the drain. FML

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Yoyo

By jetpack girl - 22/02/2023 22:00

Today, after months of grueling hard work, I'd finally gained five pounds. Too bad I lost it all and then some, due to one good stomach flu. FML

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By samsterling - 13/03/2016 22:30 - United States - Blacksburg

Today, I paid $500 for a gym membership after moving into a brand new house, since 12 years of software development has taken its toll. When I told my instructor about my goal to lose 35lbs in two months, he simply said, "Yeah... That's not going to happen. Try another gym," and left promptly. FML

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Appropriate attire required

By Anonymous - 11/03/2023 18:00 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. I was feeling good about it, until I realized that I'd forgotten my workout clothes and was wearing jeans. As I attempted to do squats in my tight jeans, I split them down the middle. FML

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Work it

By fatty - 07/09/2019 20:00

Today, after a full year of vigorous exercise 7 days a week, and a strict diet of vegetables, fruits, and water, I can proudly say that I've lost half a pound. FML

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Wednesday 24 October 2012 19:07

If your main goal is losing weight, try running or jogging in your neighborhood. At least you made an effort.

Welshite 39

Wednesday 24 October 2012 19:08

Next time jog to the gym. It's a win-win situation.

Comments

prettykitty82 4

Friday 26 October 2012 3:39

Diet has a large factor in it too.

KALtotalFML 2

Friday 26 October 2012 3:57

Sounds very familiar to a picture I just saw on LOLpics. U sure u didn't steal this idea?

mazdamanpr5 3

Friday 26 October 2012 3:58

You do realize that muscle weighs more than fat, right!

Batmark 10

Saturday 27 October 2012 9:04

maybe more time on the treadmill and less in the locker room...

wtvr 2

Monday 29 October 2012 14:50

Well since it's not gas but liquid you lost at least 300 kg

echo_of_shadows 14

Monday 31 December 2012 12:23

Well, then, try walking or biking to the gym. It's pointless driving to exercise.

dragonrider1959 18

Friday 31 October 2014 22:05

Muscle weighs more than fat

thebiteof87 27

Friday 24 July 2015 12:22

How's your diet?

SeveralLake 18

Sunday 4 September 2016 21:46

You may not have lost weight, but muscle weighs a lot more than fat, so you may have lost fat but gained muscle.

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