Wutdafuqq
Kanata, Canada
Today, a woman yelled at me for holding a door open for her. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Greg
Livonia, United States
Today, I was leaving the grocery store when an old woman started yelling at me for not holding the door open for her. She accused me of being "everything wrong with the younger generation". It was an automatic door. FML
notadoorman
Elmont, United States
Today, I held the door open for a woman and her kids on my way out of the bank. She started accusing me of patronizing her, and when I just let go of the door in protest, she deliberately leaned in so it hit her in the face. I felt the glares from the entire bank as she pretended to cry. FML
Anonymous
Pomona, United States
Today, I held the door open for someone and he said, "Thank you!" I said, "Thank you!" back. FML
Anonymous
Not my fault!
Today, I tried to be helpful by holding the door open for a woman carrying boxes. She smiled and hurried toward me, then tripped and dropped everything at my feet. She stared at me like I'd caused it, and said, “Thanks” through clenched teeth. FML
Anonymous
United States
Chivalry
Today, while holding the door open for a stranger, I thought I was being polite. She walked through, smiled at me, and said, "Thanks, but you didn’t have to follow me into the bathroom." I hadn’t noticed the door led to the restroom. FML
Keastwood013
United States
Today, I held a door open for a sweet old lady with a walker. After she went through the door, she turned and said, "That's not how you're gonna get into my pants, son." FML
JohnBlack
United States
Today, I was told off for not holding the door open for a woman behind me at work. Yesterday I was informed that chivalry is offensive to women, as it implies that they are not equal to men. I can't win. FML
Anonymous
United States
Whoops
Today, I attempted to be nice and hold a door open for a person in a wheelchair. He hit the button to open another door. While I pointed out that I would hold the door for him, I realized that the door I was holding open for him led down some stairs. FML
anonymous
Avon, United States
Today, I tried to jokingly hold the door shut so my friend, who I'd seen walking down the hall to our class, couldn't get in. It was funny, until my new teacher yelled "Open the damn door!" from the other side. FML
sarah
Respect should be earned
Today, while out in public, my stepmom turned and screamed at me for a good while for “walking through a door before an elder.” People stared. FML
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Welshite 40
That's when you let go of the door and let it slam in her face.
itsjustsofunny 17
What a knob.
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Comments (34)
zenrael 21
You should apologize and then hold the door closed for her. See if that helps the bitch.
Doctor_W_H_O 18
People just don't have manners, sorry OP
lent 5
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
nice guys finish last!
sjhill 32
Must be a feminist.
MERICAN_REDNECK 10
Dang feminists.
Scarylizard1798 23
Seems like U can't do anything nice without pushback now adays
ihartmytdi 23
That's when you look her straight in the eyes and tell her you're just trying to cool down the building with the outside air flow, and to stop being a bitch.
Dick_diamond 22
Let it slam right into her face next time, thankless twat!!
mct_1087 27
Slam it right in her face for being so damn rude.
KokiKariya 7
See! Chivalry isn't dead...it's just getting much, much weirder