Today, a woman came up to me at work and screamed at me for "taking forever" to come and wait at her table. I work at Wendy's. FML
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Today, at the café I work at, I was yelled at by a woman because the drinks and food she ordered were "taking too long". Before I had the chance to get a word in, she stormed out and said she would never come back. I didn't get the chance to inform her that she hadn't ordered yet. FML
Today, I was sitting in McDonald's. A lady came up to me and started complaining about the bad service, and asked for the manager. I told her that I didn't work there. "But you must, someone that fat has to work here!" FML
Today, at work, a woman came up to the counter and asked if we made sweet and sour chicken. Before I could answer, she gave me a really long recipe and said, "I expect to see this on the menu next time I come in, or I will complain to the manager about your lousy work ethic." I work at Starbucks. FML
Today, I was yelled at by a customer, who was upset over having waited twenty minutes for a waiter to come take her order. Maybe it would be understandable, if she was sitting in an actual restaurant, and not a serve-yourself coffee house. FML
Today, at my place of work in a fast-food restaurant, a customer called in and bitched at me that her warm food was weirdly cold. That is, after she drove 45 minutes from the restaurant to her house. FML
Today, a lady cussed me out for not bringing her salad and pizza to her table. She then wanted her money back. I work at a buffet; a self-serve buffet. FML
Today, I placed an order at a fast food joint, when the elderly lady behind me cussed me out for ordering the same thing she wanted. She ranted that I was a "dirty thief", while everyone else glared at me as if I was holding up the line. What the fuck? FML
Today, working at a fast food restaurant, I was berated by a customer for a good two minutes. It's okay though because she ended with, "Sorry, I forget you all are real people." FML
Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman returned to the drive thru because her fries weren't hot enough. She was so angry about coming back that she threw her cold fries at me through the window and told me to "choke on them." FML
Today, I went out to eat. When I walked into the restaurant, a lady approached me and said she'd seat me soon. After a long wait, I saw that same lady leave. Then I realized she didn't actually work there and was just screwing with me. FML
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Top comments
boating_guy 33
Tell her you are waiting on her.....to come place her order.
shawnaishere 14
Tell her "this ain't burger king, you can't have it your way! "
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Comments (98)
Kibaruto 33
In this economy, I'm sure Wendy's does seem like a fancy restaurant. Without the utensils, or suits. And candles. Many candles.
Bakarra 22
As someone who works in fast food I find people like this pretty entertaining. If every day was the same ol' boring thing I would have found a new job a long time ago
kimmi41509 10
I agree also. It isn't boring that's for sure..but all the annoying teenagers who hang out there really get on my last nerve.
TheEpicMilkMan 13
^ want me to pull up in my milk truck and spray them away with my milk through my trucks epic hose?!! c:
kimmi41509 10
That sounds so wrong, but yes please :3
a_commenter 3
^ you both disgust me
kimmi41509 10
#62 - thank you! Although I have no idea why..
TheEpicMilkMan 13
I apologize for my odd comment, never again will I get on here on the app half asleep again. I feel embarrassed that I wrote such a horrible comment :(
kimmi41509 10
No need to apologize. You don't have to impress anyone with comments. But I thought it was funny :)
TheEpicMilkMan 13
lol well still I was half asleep but at least someone had a laugh from the non sense that comes out of my head while I'm half asleep :)
SqueakyChipmunk 22
"Bitch please, this isn't a high class restaurant. This is WENDY'S. Someone once found a FINGER in our chili. If you want a waiter, stop being a cheap ass and go to Olive ******* Garden. And have a nice day."
disengaged 6
'olive ******* garden'. You just won an Internet
Kazze 31
Hey now, Wendy's is high-class McDonald's! Don't be talkin' shit!
capslockisgood 19
12 - Did you think you weren't going to get downvoted for posting that supercilious-sounding comment?
afairshake 8
That's when I'd say I don't get paid enough for this and direct the moron to a manager. Seriously who thinks you take an order at the table when it's fast food.
kimmi41509 10
Exactly. That's why they call it FAST food. If the employees took their time to wait on the tables like a normal restaurant, that would defeat the purpose.
Jasonf6 0
Morons obviously :)
MzNViziBLe 8
I can relate I work at Netflix. Number one dumbest question: Do you have to have Internet to watch Netflix, I don't want to mail the DVDs? second dumbest question: Can I get Netflix through my cable service? Like you dumbass do we look as desperate as blockbuster?
afropuffjake 9
Damn that bitch MUST be cheap and ghetto if she thinks Wendy's is fancy schmancy... Granted the food's good but still....
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Lol, there's so much comment fail in your pic.
tne201992 12
I don't know about you guys, but I can go for a frosty right about now.
princessAj1 6
You have to admit its funny. Where does that lady live under a rock ?
Awahso 25
Near the center.
missunderstanded 5
did you explain to her that it's not budget king, and you can't always have it your way
esines 9
Real original. Btw it's Burger king not budget king
tne201992 12
Budget King aye?? Sounds like a bank to me. lol