Physical reaction

By Anonymous - 15/04/2022 02:00

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Today, I woke up from surgery with nurses all giggling at me. I asked them what was wrong, and apparently I’m now famous as the guy who kept getting boners every 10 minutes, until finally the surgeon used surgical tape to stick it to my thigh to keep it out out of his way. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 015
You deserved it 211

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Indeed, duct-taping boners sounds...tortuous, kinky, like a really bad name for a rock band.

Comments

Laughing at your boner? Not a good sign. They should be terrified of it!

Marcella1016 31

Surgical tape?? Ummm OUCH 😱 How’d you get it off? Some surgical lube?

Nikki 16

Surgical tape isn’t that tough, it’s not like duct tape or anything

I live in fear that you know about duct-taping boners.

Indeed, duct-taping boners sounds...tortuous, kinky, like a really bad name for a rock band.