Today, a small fly flew straight up into my nose. I spent 10 minutes trying to blow/scratch/pick it out to no avail. I can still feel it moving. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up by inhaling a fly up my nose, and feeling it twitching and slowly dying inside my nasal cavity. FML
Today, a fly flew into my ear canal and got stuck. It was the most horrifying two minutes of my life. FML
Today, my nose had been feeling weirdly uncomfortable all day. After I got home, I blew my nose really hard. I found that a bug had been resting inside my nose the entire time. FML
Today, while outside, a bug flew up my nose. After I told my family and friends about a faint vibrating in my upper nostril, they all convinced me I was paranoid. That was until that night when I blew my nose and there was the bug in my tissue. Its leg was still twitching. FML
Today, a small fly was harassing my face, then it landed on a book next to me. I waved at it to make it leave, but it didn't. I got my fingers closer to it, to scare it off. Instead, it jumped on my finger as a playful parrot pet, spent a moment there, and flew off. I cannot even intimidate a fly. FML
Today, I reached to pick out a booger stuck in my nose that had been irritating me, and ended up poking myself in the eye. FML
Today, I noticed an extremely large bug buzzing around my room. After several attempts, I stomped on it with my shoe. I was trying to get a closer look at my victory when it flew into my nostril. Turns out it was just playing dead. FML
Today, I was walking in the park when I saw an attractive girl walking nearby. I approached her to strike up a conversation when suddenly a large fly invaded my left nostril, and became lodged inside. After picking out the bloody fly pieces, I looked up to see the girl walking away, gagging. FML
Today, I was picking my nose so aggressively that I flicked a booger right into my eye. FML
Today, a gnat hit my forehead, fell into the space between my glasses and my face, and bounced off my eye while trying desperately to escape. When I tried to get my glasses off, it fell into my mask instead, and I accidentally inhaled it. FML
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hellachillin 8
I know this old lady who snorted a fly, i dont know why she snorted a fly, perhaps she'll die
GrinchFu1 27
This post just laid eggs in my brain and I can feel em creepin me the hell out!!! So gross!!!
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Comments (84)
twiride 12
I appreciate your clever name.
sunshinethehuman 9
I got once got popcorn up my nose from laughing and i found the best way is to induce a sneeze with a toothpick or something.
wifeydearest 8
You should try a neti pot thing! And if that doesn't work.. Seriously.. Go to a doctor!
AliciaMeow 12
Use tweezers and fish it out e.e
graceyfacey 7
I am..so sorry.
Soloman212 28
So basically do wudu? :P
ty4nier 16
so you took the time to put it on fml before you got it out?
Battleking142 11
I've had that happen to me too before, except it was a moth, so I know how it feels. FYL OP.
fatkidfalling 11
It's going to lay eggs in your brain
disturbedgd 26
At least you had time to type about it......before getting it out.... Disturbing.