Today, a small fly flew straight up into my nose. I spent 10 minutes trying to blow/scratch/pick it out to no avail. I can still feel it moving. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up by inhaling a fly up my nose, and feeling it twitching and slowly dying inside my nasal cavity. FML
Today, a fly flew into my ear canal and got stuck. It was the most horrifying two minutes of my life. FML
Today, my nose had been feeling weirdly uncomfortable all day. After I got home, I blew my nose really hard. I found that a bug had been resting inside my nose the entire time. FML
Today, while outside, a bug flew up my nose. After I told my family and friends about a faint vibrating in my upper nostril, they all convinced me I was paranoid. That was until that night when I blew my nose and there was the bug in my tissue. Its leg was still twitching. FML
Today, a small fly was harassing my face, then it landed on a book next to me. I waved at it to make it leave, but it didn't. I got my fingers closer to it, to scare it off. Instead, it jumped on my finger as a playful parrot pet, spent a moment there, and flew off. I cannot even intimidate a fly. FML
Today, I reached to pick out a booger stuck in my nose that had been irritating me, and ended up poking myself in the eye. FML
Today, I noticed an extremely large bug buzzing around my room. After several attempts, I stomped on it with my shoe. I was trying to get a closer look at my victory when it flew into my nostril. Turns out it was just playing dead. FML
Today, I was walking in the park when I saw an attractive girl walking nearby. I approached her to strike up a conversation when suddenly a large fly invaded my left nostril, and became lodged inside. After picking out the bloody fly pieces, I looked up to see the girl walking away, gagging. FML
Today, I was picking my nose so aggressively that I flicked a booger right into my eye. FML
Today, a gnat hit my forehead, fell into the space between my glasses and my face, and bounced off my eye while trying desperately to escape. When I tried to get my glasses off, it fell into my mask instead, and I accidentally inhaled it. FML
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Top comments
hellachillin 8
I know this old lady who snorted a fly, i dont know why she snorted a fly, perhaps she'll die
GrinchFu1 27
This post just laid eggs in my brain and I can feel em creepin me the hell out!!! So gross!!!
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Comments (84)
locomodo 7
You should really go to the Doc. They have special tools to get it out of your nose without damage.
Enslaved 38
"Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy? Just call me Super Fly!" ***I've had that happen to me. Where do those little buggers go?!
slickchrome 11
Dafuq
Enslaved 38
Just a flashback of Joe Cartoon: Super Fly II I should have known no one would get it. Doesn't stop my madness.:P
laden_swallow09 35
It's okay, Enslaved. I got the reference. :)
ophel1a 7
the tiny ones are ALWAYS the spazzy ones. time to hock a loogie x__x DON'T SWALLOW.
lordslaya53 14
I really want to see what would happen if you did some blow right now hahahahah
Whistlee 8
Poor OP. Once I had a strawberry stuck up there
mixzies 6
wut?
vadaaa 11
How did you.... Nevermind
jodakast 3
who is this OP you speak of?
Dusksoul2001 13
How? Just...How?
deet124 11
Just make sure you're ready to catch it the next time you sneeze
olpally 33
Pretty fly for a white guy! Haha.
Enslaved 38
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis (:
Sputnikspak 13
This is why they invented nasal spray. Rinse it out!
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Ablution - solves everything.
jondmon91 10
Get a neti!