Tinder, Suspicious and Love: Today, a notification from Tinder popped up on my girlfriend's...

By anon - 11/11/2015 03:28 - United Kingdom - London

Today, a notification from Tinder popped up on my girlfriend's phone, saying, "Congratulations, you have a new match." FML

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Today, I got an email notification from Yahoo! Personals: "Hi, we've found 0 new matches for you". FML

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Wednesday 11 November 2015 18:24

Make a tinder and try to match with her. Sounds like a good way to screw with her

ForwardUn2Dawn 18

Wednesday 11 November 2015 18:24

sounds like your relationship is going up like...tinder...

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Get ahold of the guy have him make a date with her and show up in his place

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