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vanillatwilight2 Auckland, New Zealand

Today, a nearby volcano erupted for the second time. We were all urged to keep our windows and doors closed in case of ash clouds. My father responded by opening every window and door and shouting, "Come at me, bro!" FML

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Hey guys, OP Here! (I realised I wasn't logged in when I posted this FML) Just letting you guys know that I don't actually live in Auckland and I do live in one of the towns that could be affected by the volcano.

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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It's just a little volcanic ash, no harm done. You'll be fine... I think.

Manliness level: over 9000

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superguppy19 3

Umm dumbass ash can kill you

graphicstyle7 17

They say that down there too, huh? Er... that sounds pretty dangerous.

This, is hilarious! Your dad is the man!

Hahaha love his sense of humour

jimbob_76592 5

That is some funny shit lol

Your dads awesome

careful. I said the same thing to hurricane Sandy. bitch got pissed and I'm still paying for it.

TheyCallMeDamien 18

The Ringwraiths are going to get you.

God this generations lingo...

Penis. (... That was mature of me.)