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vanillatwilight2 Auckland, New Zealand

Today, a nearby volcano erupted for the second time. We were all urged to keep our windows and doors closed in case of ash clouds. My father responded by opening every window and door and shouting, "Come at me, bro!" FML

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vanillatwilight2 6

Hey guys, OP Here! (I realised I wasn't logged in when I posted this FML) Just letting you guys know that I don't actually live in Auckland and I do live in one of the towns that could be affected by the volcano.

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Kyouzou 15

It's just a little volcanic ash, no harm done. You'll be fine... I think.

Bakarra 22

Manliness level: over 9000

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Comments (189)

jaspeykins 3

Oh god. Only in NZ

shrdlu 28

Stupidity is global. IIRC even the residents of Pompeii and Herculaneum had warnings to leave.

bellatrix0805 2

I would've done the same

Autocorrected 11

Well your father must either be a badash or an ashhole.

Lipbalm80 3

I ain't even mad.

thestoryofmylyf 20

Ur dads to funny ;)

Link5794 18

Pumice.

doglover100 29

He's a badass.

poindexter25 5

Bad- ass, dumb-ass, you name it he's all of em.