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vanillatwilight2 Auckland, New Zealand

Today, a nearby volcano erupted for the second time. We were all urged to keep our windows and doors closed in case of ash clouds. My father responded by opening every window and door and shouting, "Come at me, bro!" FML

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Hey guys, OP Here! (I realised I wasn't logged in when I posted this FML) Just letting you guys know that I don't actually live in Auckland and I do live in one of the towns that could be affected by the volcano.

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It's just a little volcanic ash, no harm done. You'll be fine... I think.

Manliness level: over 9000

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Shadowvoid 33

Way to be an ash-hole dad.

Look at all these people here calling parents awesome for potentially putting their kids in serious danger....

Man level 90000000!

Llama_Face89 34

Is this the Mt. Doom stunt double I read about?

I was thinking the same thing.

Nah, the one that erupted was Mt Tongariro. The one they used for Mt Doom (Mt Ngauruhoe) is (technically) a secondary cone of Mt Tongariro, but it isn't the one erupting. Although there's actually a trio of volcanoes pretty much touching each other (the other one being Mt Ruapehu, which is also the largest), Mt Ngauruhoe looks the most volcano-like so they digitally removed the others for the movie.

Waddup New Zealand.

My flats mates bf did that too. Yay for males in NZ

Yeah..lets go challenge some dust..go punch it in the face !!! You beat his a**

maverickjump 1

Only a New Zealander!

I think the largest health concern is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicavolcanoconiosis (I'm not making this up). Being so fine, volcanic ash particles can cause damage to the alveoli in your lungs detrimentally affecting oxygen exchange mechanisms. Mostly though, its just a fun word to say.

loginword123 0

Your dad is a boss