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vanillatwilight2 Auckland, New Zealand

Today, a nearby volcano erupted for the second time. We were all urged to keep our windows and doors closed in case of ash clouds. My father responded by opening every window and door and shouting, "Come at me, bro!" FML

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Hey guys, OP Here! (I realised I wasn't logged in when I posted this FML) Just letting you guys know that I don't actually live in Auckland and I do live in one of the towns that could be affected by the volcano.

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It's just a little volcanic ash, no harm done. You'll be fine... I think.

Manliness level: over 9000

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Haha you're in Tongariro aren't yah!! Good luck mate! I'll be watching from Auckland hahaha

I love your dad!

that_guy666 3

you mad bro?

Is your father 13 years old?

scary_sweetheart 4

New Zealand?

Tell me you aren't asking what New Zealand is ._.

Is your profile pic a picture of a hickey?

I live in Auckland and this just happened a few hours ago. FMLs sure do get on here fast. Good luck OP, stay safe :)

It was no where near auckland retard.

Awkward how I live like an hours drive away from the volcano and didn't bother to close my windows. I also find it strange how they said ruapehu was gonna erupt, but then tongariro did... It's like they're trying to get the school trip up there killed :o

Good ol New Zealand ae don't worry my mate thinks it could affect his flights to Aussie at the end of December. I'm thinking not lol

Hey ! R u frm nz lol

Your powers of deduction are amazing!

*tries to read 88"s comment,brain explodes*