vanillatwilight2
Auckland, New Zealand
Today, a nearby volcano erupted for the second time. We were all urged to keep our windows and doors closed in case of ash clouds. My father responded by opening every window and door and shouting, "Come at me, bro!" FML
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Kyouzou 15
It's just a little volcanic ash, no harm done. You'll be fine... I think.
Bakarra 22
Manliness level: over 9000
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OrangeDoorhinge 1
Volcano eruption, nek minnit, come at me bro
zandalee 20
Arrr a fellow kiwi!!
sens3sfailing 25
*stands there awkwardly eating popcorn not understanding a word of their native language but still enjoying listening to it*
Geometric 18
Nek minnit: A slang term of next minute, originating from a youtube video that went viral in New Zealand. Seriously, they covered it on the news. :)
littlemsweirdo 12
I bet your dad is thinking in his head: Aww yeeah, Im hella baaaad.
cameron194 9
No, he probably isn't.. He's probably thinking of something along the lines of what he said..
benhd1 14
Yes, because New Zealand is California, and they all say hella.
allblacksfan 7
It was mount tangariro, no where near Auckland
zandalee 20
They breed them super tough in Auckland, New Zealand. Just watch Once Were Warriors! Volcano will be too scared to dare erupting again...
sportstar691 12
Your in Auckland, pretty sure you are safe as houses.
BusinessTurtle 8
Houses aren't safe when covered in volcanic ash or lava.
Kyouzou 15
'You're" According to some of the other comments, it seems that there isn't actually much risk to Auckland. But I can't say for sure.
sportstar691 12
Auckland, not even close to the volcano
chabaseball1816 6
That's hella funny
vanillatwilight2 6
Hey guys, OP Here! (I realised I wasn't logged in when I posted this FML) Just letting you guys know that I don't actually live in Auckland and I do live in one of the towns that could be affected by the volcano.
vanillatwilight2 6
I'm not lying. I submitted this FML with a nickname because I couldn't remember the details to my FML account. I've since changed my password so I could log in and just comment to let people know that I don't live in Auckland.
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
Hope you're not, like, dead because of your dad's dumbassery. Good luck with the volcano.
littlemsweirdo 12
Yay! I LOVE love it when the fml op responds! (:
chris2213 2
Ok haha i was going to say
Ervinator35 25
Lol good thing I live in Hamilton. On a more serious note, please be alive. It would suck if your dad's idiocy killed you.
writergirl23 19
Haha you're a kiwi too mate yeah it stinks :p
VioletRaven1 8
father is Legend - I love that saying
echosaints 5
Ur dad is bad ass!
Hahaha_Haha_Haha 7
I have experienced eruptions from Mt.s St. Helens, Etna, and Kilauea personally, and I am pretty sure OP isn't really FMLing. She's actually bragging, but I'm two up on her. So tpppbpththppb!