By even axe would smell better - 04/02/2014 18:55 - United Kingdom - Aylesbury

Today, a kid in class kept chatting to his friend, and was made to swap seats. Every time the guy he swapped with moved, the stench from his armpits wafted over. It smelled like nacho cheese crossed with ball sweat. It got so bad that I eventually had to go dry heave in the toilets. FML
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Same thing different taste

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thatkidmal 15

Good. Then he can see how badly he needs a good cleaning every day or two.

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I think he needs to work on his hygiene a bit...hope this doesn't happen again...

arandomusernameaa 20

Im going to go on a limb here and assume you are an avid axe user.

#15: Triumvirate could be the poster boy for Axe products.

xsarax_fml 10

I'm a girl, so idk what ball sweat smells like.. but now I never wanna touch another man again. lol

Aww, you'll be missing out on so much though :)

axe is fine its just that a lot of people over spray it.

I would have given him a deodorant. He'll get the hint.

That is disgusting. Too bad you didn't puke in class. Maybe that would have provided a momentary, though equally foul distraction.

Time to leave a gift basket in his locker including high-powered deodorant, some Irish Spring, and a non-offensive man-spray. (the FML community seems to have a hatred for Axe, so maybe something else.) Also include a gentle, but to-the-point note expressing your love, but also your concern for his well-being and that of everyone around him. Don't forget the pretty bow! Everyone likes a pretty bow.

perdix 29

I'm questioning how you got your aroma palette.

that's so nasty. aren't you lucky.. I'd go buy him some deoderant and say happy birthday