Today, a huge and angry man stormed into my work and threatened to kill me if I didn't stop sleeping with his wife. He then threatened to come back and kick my ass if I so much as texted his wife again. The problem is, I'm married, have never cheated and I work for my wife's father. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work, a man punched me in the face because he said I took his son's job. He meant both me and his son applied for the same job. He also asked to speak to my boss, because he thinks I "cheated." FML
Today, I called into work because of a family emergency. My boss was understanding; my coworker? He tore me a new one because his wife wanted him to take the day off, which he didn't because it was going to be a tough day at work. He also threatened to find a way he could get me fired. FML
Today, I was beating the hell out of one of the most useless employees ever. I mean really laying into him, all while telling him for the umpteenth time how to do his job right. Then my husband informed me I was hitting him in my sleep. FML
Today, I went to work to find my creepy boss sitting in my office. I work the night shift, so it was very unusual to find him there. I asked how he was, and he replied, "I told my wife about us; she kicked me out." I've been working there a month. Also, I'm married and pregnant. So, excuse me, "US?" FML
Today, I found out my coworker was arrested for beating the crap out of his wife. I gave him a serious pep talk yesterday where I told him to stop taking her shit and start standing up for himself. FML
Today, some woman ran up, hugged me from behind, and called me another dude's name. When she saw my face, she apologised for getting the wrong person, and ran off. Perfectly innocent, right? Nope. My wife is forcing me to sleep in another room until I admit I’m having an affair. FML
Today, my wife woke me up, saying her husband was home and that I needed to escape before he caught me. I was still struggling with the window when I remembered I’m her husband and she was laughing, filming my half-asleep ass trying to escape from being caught by myself cheating with my own wife. Duh. FML
Today, I met a new guy at work who wouldn't stop hitting on me. We ended up on a six-hour shift together watching a pool, so we were wearing nothing but bathing suits when he began grabbing me inappropriately. When I confided in my female coworker about it, she told me that he was her husband. FML
Today, my co-worker thought it would be funny to tell her husband that she cheated on him with me. I'm scared to death and I don't dare to go out by myself. FML
Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML
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kkmwong 11
People really like threatening others these days. Call the police if it becomes violent.
ocramavaf 15
well **** a duck, that's awkward, I say track him down and explain he's got the wrong guy before it snowballs into a bigger issue
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Comments (71)
fatcow282 8
If somebody treatens your well being(beating the shit out of you or killing u) you have the right to notify the police. Its that in us and i believe canada
jackiemora 18
Sometimes people who's that angry wouldn't take the time to listen to an explanation. But either way sorry OP hopefully things turn out for the better. Follow-up?
c4rpi0 20
It must be your evil twin!
thandidavis 17
Ok plot twist-angry guy is mistaking op for ops father in-law ...let the story unfold...
Eorlas 31
You know, I see stories like this and all I can say is how do you get mistaken like that? That's very embarassing and I'm sorry OP. Make sure her father understands you are not responsible for what you were accused of. And call the police on that man for threatening your life. Make sure he knows he is an idiot for finding the wrong person, and don't put up with that.
jonnyb_118 6
sounds like my older brother.
martinfml 8
Oooh, oooh!
FML_14u2c 14
You sure it's not your boss that's messing around?
ElizaZee 9
I really wonder how he got the idea in his head that OP was texting his wife...
tjv3 10
Should have told him to bring it! Lol people are stupid. People always threaten to kill someone if they do Xx again . When we all know they aren't gonna do a thing