Love: Today, a huge and angry man stormed into my work and threatened...

By sad guy - 26/04/2013 05:20 - United States

Today, a huge and angry man stormed into my work and threatened to kill me if I didn't stop sleeping with his wife. He then threatened to come back and kick my ass if I so much as texted his wife again. The problem is, I'm married, have never cheated and I work for my wife's father. FML

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By bad_day_in_hell - 17/11/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, I woke up to a phone call from my boss' wife. She demanded to know how long we'd been sleeping together. When I denied her allegations, she screamed that she knew all about my "history of sleeping with married men". I'm a virgin and I have to work with him tomorrow. FML

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Rat Race

By mcd - 05/10/2020 08:01 - United Kingdom - Gloucester

Today, at work, a man punched me in the face because he said I took his son's job. He meant both me and his son applied for the same job. He also asked to speak to my boss, because he thinks I "cheated." FML

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Emergency

By Ethan Sitzes - 25/06/2022 22:00

Today, I called into work because of a family emergency. My boss was understanding; my coworker? He tore me a new one because his wife wanted him to take the day off, which he didn't because it was going to be a tough day at work. He also threatened to find a way he could get me fired. FML

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By management - 21/02/2014 02:31 - United States

Today, I was beating the hell out of one of the most useless employees ever. I mean really laying into him, all while telling him for the umpteenth time how to do his job right. Then my husband informed me I was hitting him in my sleep. FML

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By oh_mylanta - 02/03/2009 09:10 - United States

Today, I went to work to find my creepy boss sitting in my office. I work the night shift, so it was very unusual to find him there. I asked how he was, and he replied, "I told my wife about us; she kicked me out." I've been working there a month. Also, I'm married and pregnant. So, excuse me, "US?" FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2009 09:59 - United States

Today, I was informed from a fellow employee at a bar that he finally "hit" the boss' wife. I work for my parents. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2015 19:27 - United States - Clearwater

Today, I found out my coworker was arrested for beating the crap out of his wife. I gave him a serious pep talk yesterday where I told him to stop taking her shit and start standing up for himself. FML

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You deserved it 5 138

Classic

By Anonymous - 22/10/2022 00:00

Today, my wife woke me up, saying her husband was home and that I needed to escape before he caught me. I was still struggling with the window when I remembered I’m her husband and she was laughing, filming my half-asleep ass trying to escape from being caught by myself cheating with my own wife. Duh. FML

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Mega creep

By Anonymous - 30/12/2019 18:00

Today, I met a new guy at work who wouldn't stop hitting on me. We ended up on a six-hour shift together watching a pool, so we were wearing nothing but bathing suits when he began grabbing me inappropriately. When I confided in my female coworker about it, she told me that he was her husband. FML

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By unluckydude - 29/06/2013 22:19 - Colombia - Tunja

Today, my co-worker thought it would be funny to tell her husband that she cheated on him with me. I'm scared to death and I don't dare to go out by myself. FML

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kkmwong 11

Friday 26 April 2013 12:24

People really like threatening others these days. Call the police if it becomes violent.

ocramavaf 15

Friday 26 April 2013 12:27

well **** a duck, that's awkward, I say track him down and explain he's got the wrong guy before it snowballs into a bigger issue

Comments

fatcow282 8

Friday 26 April 2013 17:47

If somebody treatens your well being(beating the shit out of you or killing u) you have the right to notify the police. Its that in us and i believe canada

jackiemora 18

Friday 26 April 2013 18:02

Sometimes people who's that angry wouldn't take the time to listen to an explanation. But either way sorry OP hopefully things turn out for the better. Follow-up?

c4rpi0 20

Friday 26 April 2013 18:17

It must be your evil twin!

thandidavis 17

Friday 26 April 2013 19:02

Ok plot twist-angry guy is mistaking op for ops father in-law ...let the story unfold...

Eorlas 31

Friday 26 April 2013 20:06

You know, I see stories like this and all I can say is how do you get mistaken like that? That's very embarassing and I'm sorry OP. Make sure her father understands you are not responsible for what you were accused of. And call the police on that man for threatening your life. Make sure he knows he is an idiot for finding the wrong person, and don't put up with that.

jonnyb_118 6

Friday 26 April 2013 20:52

sounds like my older brother.

martinfml 8

Saturday 27 April 2013 0:03

Oooh, oooh!

FML_14u2c 14

Saturday 27 April 2013 2:22

You sure it's not your boss that's messing around?

ElizaZee 9

Saturday 27 April 2013 2:26

I really wonder how he got the idea in his head that OP was texting his wife...

tjv3 10

Saturday 27 April 2013 2:51

Should have told him to bring it! Lol people are stupid. People always threaten to kill someone if they do Xx again . When we all know they aren't gonna do a thing