Today, a guy who I've been on five dates with called me for the first time in 2 weeks. The first thing I said was, "Don't expect me to go out with you again after going AWOL on me." Then he told me his mom died. FML
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Today, my boyfriend of 2 months got upset and frustrated with me because he had yet to meet my mom. I'd told him on our first date that she passed away 4 years ago. FML
Today, I realised that the first guy I've dated in five years has ghosted me. It took a lot for me to agree to go on a couple of dates with him, and I thought they went really well. Apparently not, seeing as it's been over two weeks since he last texted. Self confidence = shattered. FML
Today, I went on a fabulous date with a really cute, smart, funny guy. He only mentioned his dad, so when I asked about his mom, I asked if they were divorced. She'd died of breast cancer so I felt awful. Then I asked if his dad had ever remarried. His stepmom had died of cancer too. FML
Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML
Today, the guy I have been seeing left town to visit his family for three weeks. A few hours later, he called me from the airport to say he is never coming back. FML
Today, a guy I was seeing’s father passed away. He’d told me he “needed time to grieve” and he’d reach out when he’s ready to talk again. This was a month ago and haven’t heard from him. I just saw my Instagram feed containing a picture of him and his new girlfriend kissing. FML
Today, while I was on a date, I noticed my ex-boyfriend in the restaurant, and he looked sad. So I walked over to see him and jokingly said, "You look like your mom died or something!" She had. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? He said his mom didn't want us together anymore. His mom died three years ago. FML
Today, a first date with a guy went so badly that he actually paid me to never call him again. FML
Today, after dating a guy for weeks, it seemed that we had a lot in common; we also had great time and it started to get serious. Then out of the blue he went cold, told me that he's gonna have an operation, has 5% chance of dying so he doesn't want serious relationship, then ghosted me. He's still alive. FML
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Top comments
FPsLife 5
Well, she doesn't call him a boyfriend, maybe he didn't think of her as a girlfriend.
lesb_lv 0
If he felt her as his gf, he would tell right after his mom had died, not 2 weeks later.
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Comments (86)
popoman 0
Get down on your knees, like #6 said. Make him forget by distraction.
NumberZine 0
LIAR! But no worries, if he's lying to get with you that means he loves you. No lie.
fmlurlife 0
guess who feels like an asshole now
D11Churchkill 8
You idiot!
EmilyCecile 0
I agree with #45. if he hadnt told her,
EmilyCecile 0
I agree with #45. if he hadnt told her, by texting or calling or something she would have no idea that his mom was dead. but she couldve called him or texted him.
skateking133 0
doesn't AWOL mean absent without authorized leave? since when does a man who's gone on five dates with a chick need authorization to leave? or anything for that matter? women...
monkeybanana 7
jeez calm down only two weks! you should have just asked why he didn't call instead of freaking out at him since it's only been five dates...
cheeeeeeers 3
People keep saying that this was a bitchy first line, when it is clearly not. Men tend to just do whatever they want and if it's not call at all for two weeks then hey why not .... **** that I woulda said the same thing ... It's sad that his mom died so he's excused but since she didn't know that... Props to her for standin upfor herself and having some damn PRiDE which more girls need now a days considering all the easy ass girls out there ... Good job Op!!
Helldemon 32
No, it very clearly is, she could have waited 5 seconds to find out what happened instead of running her mouth and acting that way.
decidedlyvague 11
Why do guys always have to call the girls? You went on 5 dates w/ him and didn't check up on him? As a guy, I have slight commitment issues. If a girl actually took the time to find out what I was up to, instead of waiting for me to talk to them, then they might have me. I guess gender roles will never change?