Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my mother's boyfriend sent me pictures of my mom sucking him off. FML
Today, I found my dad's porn stash on his laptop. I went through it for a laugh to see what kind of sick, twisted shit he's into. Mostly nude pictures of my mum, as it turns out. I can't wipe the afterimage from my mind. FML
Today, while chatting to my mother, I tried to show her a funny website by pasting the URL into a message. After I sent the message, I realised that my browser hadn't copied the URL I wanted to send her, and that I'd actually pasted the previous URL I copied. It was porn. FML
Today, my boyfriend posted a screenshot from a porno on my Facebook, because the girl in it looked freakishly similar to me. My dad commented, asking for a link to the video. FML
Today, I tried to email my Dad a picture of someone we knew that I'd found on the Internet. He called me later to inform me that I had actually sent him a picture of myself in a naughty school girl outfit that I'd taken for my husband. My mom was laughing her ass off. FML
Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML
Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I've been sleeping with is my mom's gynecologist. FML
Today, I sent my best friend Mike the link to a porn site we were talking about at a party. Turns out the name "Mom" is right next to "Mike" in my contacts list. FML
Today, hours after being turned down for sex, I woke up to my boyfriend sitting at the computer, jacking off to a picture of my deceased mom. FML
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beccaishereyay 11
Mother ******.
slowlybreakingme 14
Scarred. For. Life. O_o
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Comments (252)
NoctisLiberi 10
And you allow him to look at **** because...?
Ahrro 4
Wow, someone is an uptight control freak. I'm more than okay with my boyfriend looking at ****. Hell, *I* look at it from time to time, and we have a perfectly healthy sex life. It's just ****. Guys AND girls look at it just to let go of sexual frustration, it isn't like they go "Oh ****, I wanna meet and date the woman in this video"
Snowcones 14
Gosh..just reading that grosses me out..
thebigslim 13
And that kids, is how I met your mother.
ViQValentine 3
If it were either of my parents, I wouldn't really be surprised
igese 11
with your dad? or not
marvel619 3
This is hilarious!
kkillaj 5
Haha reminds me of the south park movie
weirdo667 0
Lucky
Failownercatty 10
By any chance is your last name Cartman, or have a fat brother named Eric? Either way, FYL
smokestrong 1
Whats the link