By Anonymous - United States
Today, a guy asked for my number. He used the rather annoying "You know, this iPhone has everything... but you know the only thing that's missing is your number." I might have given it to him, if he did have the iPhone, not the makeshift box of Mini Wheat Thins he had in his hand. FML
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  Bees_fml  |  0

A moron? That guy's hilarious!! If I were a girl, I'd find a pick-up line like that incredibly endearing and heart-warming. Maybe I'll use it one day :-)

  st0815  |  9

Ok, so let's say you don't like that pickup line. Fair enough - people have different tastes, and you have every right to make your own choices and nobody else has to like them. How is this a FML though: "Someone asked me for my number - didn't give it to him. FML"? How is your life fucked by that? What did you even lose by this event, half a minute of your time?