Anonymous
Richmond, United States
Today, a girl introduced herself to me with the line, "Hi, I'm Anna. I have a boyfriend." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
hk
Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
Anonymous
Classic
Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML
kat
Reserved
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
Partners
Alpharetta, United States
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
Anonymous
Lynchburg, United States
Today, a classmate found out I have a boyfriend. He said, "Really? YOU??" FML
ohmylantis
United States
Today, my boyfriend was introducing me to some business partners. As he was going along telling me their names, when he introduced me, he called me by my best friend's name. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
KamiyaHaine
Singapore, Singapore
Today, I got married. The officiant of the ceremony referred to me as Amanda through my ceremony. My name is Anna. FML
crushed
United States
Mother knows best
Today, I was hanging with my boyfriend. When his mom came to pick him up, he introduced me. She talked to me politely and I thought we hit it off very well. As I was walking away, I heard her say, "That's your new girlfriend? Honey, you could do so much better." FML
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gobiteme2 34
Hi my name is John and I don't care.
MisterKnowItAll 15
She's probably a vegan, too.
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PraparAnis 19
At least she didn't say she's vegan.
darkshadus 10
Sorry OP at least she was up front about either you having a chance or her already having a boyfriend or that she didn't want to be hassled
mytime654321 9
Well she's just trying to look for attention. And, most likely, drama.
ohsnapword 21
"Hi Anna. Don't flatter yourself. I don't go for girls like you."
00arak00 11
I advise these situations are Responded with "oh I have heard of you. Anna the basic b**ch."
ulissey_fml 22
I guess you froze...
77chris11 5
He should've asked her if she wanted to build a snowman.
faireanjell 5
Respond with your name and an eye roll
greeniegenius 20
Literally LOLed