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By Elizabeth - 11/12/2008 05:13 - France

Today, a girl in my class turned around and said, "Wow, you've got your photo on a rubber! That's amazing!" The rubber was designed to look like a £10 note, and the picture was of the Queen of England. FML

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By Adalia - 03/10/2009 15:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I wore a beautiful new dress that I got for £5 only in a sale. I've been turning heads in it all day. When I got home, my mum pulled the massive red £5 tag off of the back. FML

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By ButImBeautiful - 04/02/2017 02:00 - United Kingdom - Cheltenham

Today, a little girl came up to me and told me I looked like a foot. Thanks a bunch, darling. FML

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By ChangoFett - 26/05/2013 06:46 - United States - Laguna Hills

Today, I changed my teacher's PowerPoint picture to me making a funny face. He saw it and changed it to a picture of him, with a middle finger. FML

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Taking pictures

By Anonymous - 05/12/2019 14:00

Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML

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By Kevin - 05/02/2009 18:04 - United States

Today, I spent almost my entire English class turned on thinking that the hot girl next to me was playing footsie with me. That is until she stood up and I realized I had been rubbing my foot on her backpack. FML

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Stolen valor

By Anonymous - 09/04/2020 08:00

Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a picture a popular girl I don't talk to had posted of her fake ID. She had used my full name and identical signature. FML

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By JG - 10/05/2012 11:48 - United States - Melbourne

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to announce to the class that I finally got a girlfriend. I received a standing ovation. FML

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By thathurt - 29/03/2009 00:13 - United States

Today, my college economics class had a big test. We all needed a scantron sheet, but some people forgot some. I had an extra one and this really hot girl offered to buy it for $1.00. I said I'd give it to her for her number. She looked around and asked "Does anyone else have an extra?" FML

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Ugh

By Anonymous - 09/01/2010 00:09 - United States

Today, formal portraits of my entire class were posted online, with about five photos per person. As my mom was looking at them, she was commenting about how pretty all my classmates look. When she got to my photos, all she had to say was, "Ugh". FML

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By :,< - 17/09/2012 17:16 - United States

Today, I took my daughter to a pony ride at the fair. I paid to have her picture taken, and when we got home, I emailed it to my mom. She replied, disgustedly pointing out that the pretty little pony was displaying a pretty little penis. FML

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Easy_Target 0

Monday 23 February 2009 22:53

There's another FML on this board somewhere about an English student asking his American teacher for a rubber...

choppedNskrewed 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 23:02

LOL i thought you meant condom!!

Comments

grocky 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 4:22

How in the f*****g world is that a FML?

kagome3124 0

Friday 7 August 2009 11:40

Because right now, the Queen of England is quite old and not that attractive. The girl in front of OP is practically saying "you look like an old lady."

Mauskau 35

Saturday 5 September 2009 20:42

jeez you people thinking they mean condom. when people say rubber in terms of class they normally mean eraser. but rubber rolls off the tongue better than eraser.

railfan_fml 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 1:17

no offense but the idea of him with his rubber - an American one, a condom - out in class and a girl looking at it is really funny.

bwinski 19

Tuesday 27 October 2009 16:22

Britain sucks

Firesprite2009 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 3:00

How does Britain suck? Just because we have a different vocabulary? If that's your only complaint, then I'm afraid YOU suck. xx :]

hijueputa 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 1:38

@32 YOU suck, you sucker!!!!

nerdtastic 0

Monday 2 August 2010 1:17

plus the OP is in France. fail.

quicksilver_fml 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 2:25

Ouch. That sucks. Maybe she meant it as a joke? I find it more amusing that almost everyone here thought you meant "rubber" as in "condom". I'm not British, but I didn't even think of the condom being a rubber rather than an erasor. I guess I'm just slow.

cosmorose 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 11:17

errr ignorant americans. if we hear band aid, or mom, or elevator, we know what your saying even though its AMERICAN vocabulary. you're all originally british, learn our vocab because we know yours.

GlambertGirl93 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 11:35

I'm sorry, but my ancestors came over from Ireland and Italy. Not on the Mayflower or with any of the other British. So no, not all Americans are orignailly British. Actually, I personally only know one. So who's the ignorant one now? Another thing.... I do know British voacbulary, just so you know (I read Harry Potter, after all)

cosmorose 0

Sunday 25 April 2010 19:48

ok i was with you up until the harry potter bit... WTF???!!! you actually think english people talk like harry potter?? anyone english who read that would crease up. that is ridiculous. dont get me wrong, i love harry potter, but seriously. no.

ElphabaLives 4

Friday 25 February 2011 21:39

I agree. Watching the movies is sometimes a hilarious experience with their posh accents. :D

ooooooooooooh 4

Saturday 2 April 2011 21:48

39 America was a British colony. Your language and culture come from Britain…

ImTheAlpha 30

Sunday 20 May 2012 6:33

My ancestors are Danish, Russian, Irish, and Alaskan. I am not a british person.

actyankee 5

Saturday 22 September 2012 6:59

The problem here is that band aid, mom, and elevator aren't used in the British dialect to mean something else, whereas rubber does. And only the east coast was made up of British colonies. Much of the U.S. was owned by France and Spain before, and Alaska used to be owned by Russia. And I am not British by decent at all. English is the same, but there is an American dialect and a British dialect. They have only a few different words and spellings.

dixiefoxx 22

Thursday 11 October 2012 13:55

Yeah, and I'm German, Irish, Swedish, and Finnish, so I don't see any British in my bloodline... I'd say that you're the ignorant one

Mira Lux 26

Monday 6 January 2014 3:07

My decedents are from Germany and Ireland. As a few said before me: We are not all British decedents.

MrFagHole 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 0:16

she is not british shes french

Menick47 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 23:56

Uh.. Hate to ruin your hopes of it being an eraser but.. "rubber" means condom...

barmyblonde 6

Friday 12 March 2010 22:03

to those making 'rubber' / condom comments. Rubber is the american term for condom for all you 'tards making stupid "shes french not british" comments. NO ONE in the UK uses the term 'eraser'. Like wtf? Posh twats much?