Sex and Miscellaneous: Today, a friend and I drove all the way from Texas to a small...

By Anonymous - 05/08/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, a friend and I drove all the way from Texas to a small town in Colorado to spend an entire uninterrupted night together. Not only did he forget to bring condoms but everything was closed by the time we got into town. We ended up playing cards on the bed instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 22:18 - United States

Today, driving home, my girlfriend and I decided we were finally going to have sex. We got in the backseat, then I opened my condom to find it was already broken. We ended up playing connect four instead. FML

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Cockblocked

By AudreyUs - 10/12/2008 19:31 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had the house to ourselves. We started getting a little frisky when we discovered we out of condoms. After a quick run to the store, we found ourselves locked out of the house. Now we have condoms, but no way to use them. FML

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By Grace - 17/10/2018 03:00

Today, I drove over 3 hours to hook up with a guy I've been talking to for a couple of months. When we start having sex, he lasted less than a minute, and then couldn't get it up again afterwards. I slept uncomfortably the entire night on his twin bed while he snored. FML

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This is awkward, guys

By Username - 19/06/2011 18:08 - United States

Today, I went camping with my girlfriend and best friend. They are now having blood-curdling sex in our tent. My friend is also my ride home. FML

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The best laid plans…

By A drunk walks into a bar and says NO SEX TONIGHT - 22/07/2022 16:00

Today, while trying to spice up our marriage, we decided to get a hotel room and roleplay as strangers who meet in a bar and have a one night stand. By the time I got there, he was engrossed in the football and on the beer. He didn't notice me arrive and when he did, he was too drunk to get the roleplay right. FML

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MAKE IT STOOOOOP!

By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 05:14 - United States

Today, for my mom's birthday, we went camping. At night, my mom and her boyfriend decided to have "Birthday Sex" because they thought everyone was asleep. Trying to not make it awkward for me and my friend that I brought along, I kept still. Soon, I heard my friend going to town on herself. FML

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By LongDriveNoSleep - 24/05/2016 10:38 - United States - Washington

Today, my friend, who I'm moving in with, flew up to drive from Pennsylvania to Texas, where she lives, with me. I went to the airport to pick her up and we discovered she accidentally flew to the wrong airport. On the other side of the state. I'm driving through the night to rescue her. FML

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By onething - 08/07/2009 17:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML

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By angry - 22/06/2010 07:47 - Australia

Today, I went camping with my husband. We drove 11 hours to his favourite site before he remembered he didn't put the tent in the car. FML

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Long haul

By sandwhiched - 01/01/2015 08:52 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went on a roadtrip with my boyfriend and his best friend. What I thought was going to be a great, fun time ended up with me alone in a car with two large men who wouldn't stop farting for 14 hours. FML

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HuskyButt 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 15:58

I just wonder why someone wants sex with "a friend". And yeah, like #2 said, there ways to have fun without condoms.

diemoelol 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 15:51

Awww, haha. That's actually kind of sweet to me.

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zeeble 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 23:36

it's pretty simple - the morning after pill!!!!!!!!!

11bellacasey 0

Friday 26 February 2010 1:18

what about 69?

larasnowboard 0

Friday 16 April 2010 5:38

a "friend"?

FML6 0

Friday 7 May 2010 5:51

walmart, open 24 hrs

My2864 1

Tuesday 8 June 2010 4:12

never heard of pulling out? or just make each other ****** without having actual sex its called using your mind

fdarko 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 20:44

are u even a chic??

R0lling_St0ner 0

Monday 13 December 2010 12:51

hey at least it'd be a funny story and you could laugh about it later besides if you guys really were a good couple you could have fun with each other regardless of what your doing as long as your spending time with each other =]

steveakafranxy 7

Saturday 7 May 2011 22:48

uh, a "friend"?

Fmlsomuch133 0

Thursday 26 May 2011 11:59

U know now to carry ur own condoms...in fact I trusted my bf of 4 month n used his... 2months later I found out im pregnant.. Jis brother told me he poked holes in it cause he was worried id leave him.. I did 2weeks b4 my pregnancy test.. I left him cuz he seemed sneaky...i was right.. Im due next month hes still not my bf n no matter how much I love my baby already....FML