By NotDarkKnight - 08/10/2014 00:46 - United States - Barnesville

Today, a day after being informed that keeping my wallet in my front pocket was "strange", my wallet was stolen from my back pocket. FML
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NotDarkKnight tells us more.

NotDarkKnight 27

OP here. The person that told me that is was 'strange' is a friend of mine, so I dont think it was him. I didnt switch pockets because of his comment, but I just wanted to change it up a bit. Another friend found my wallet and returned it. I'm 15, so I don't have any money anyways...

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Top comments

xSavaqee 12

Probably why your "friends" found it , because you had no money to begin with.

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UntoldLife 18

Un lucky, do what you want don't care what people think about you

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Comments

Lanker 17

Actually, keeping your wallet in your back pocket is terrible for your back.

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naxeeb 33

It doesn't matter how thick or heavy your wallet is. As long as there is an object on one side of your hip and none on the the other side, there is an imbalance and your spine is twisted at an angle. Prolonged use of this can cause problems!

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False_Stupidity 41

Uh, #41, that applies to front pockets too since they are really a side pocket and not dead centre. Only solution then Is to have two wallets, perfectly balanced.

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the_real_dvd 21

Sometimes it's even much more comfortable than having half your ass sitting on a lump. And when I'm in a crowded area I always move it to my front pocket because of pocket pickers.

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Enslaved 36

Maybe get one of those chain wallets-- now that you're in need of a replacement?

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LeBandit 20

Plot twist...its the person that told you to put your whallet in your back pocket that stole it

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PrimeEvilTahir 24

I find people who put it in back pocket strange. I always use front pocket. It's more comfortable and convenient. Not to mention safe. We have to break the norms to progress in society.

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jeriaslovesyou 16

Geez. I'm sorry OP. I can't relate because I keep my wallet in my purse next to my mace. :p

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wvcheesehead 13

The flexibility of a morningstar is handy

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JayVicious 20

you must have a huge purse, to be able to carry a mace inside it.

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rekkas 16

Maybe you should keep it in your underwear

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truqbic 13

Probably by the person that told you the front was weird

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wanze748 7

Front pockets are harder to pick. I guess now you have proof. Whoever convinced you to switch owes you what was stolen!

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