Today, a day after being informed that keeping my wallet in my front pocket was "strange", my wallet was stolen from my back pocket. FML
NotDarkKnight tells us more.
OP here. The person that told me that is was 'strange' is a friend of mine, so I dont think it was him. I didnt switch pockets because of his comment, but I just wanted to change it up a bit. Another friend found my wallet and returned it. I'm 15, so I don't have any money anyways...
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xSavaqee 12
Probably why your "friends" found it , because you had no money to begin with.
UntoldLife 18
Un lucky, do what you want don't care what people think about you
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Comments (86)
Lanker 17
Actually, keeping your wallet in your back pocket is terrible for your back.
Arwen_Evenstar 37
How heavy is your wallet?!
naxeeb 33
It doesn't matter how thick or heavy your wallet is. As long as there is an object on one side of your hip and none on the the other side, there is an imbalance and your spine is twisted at an angle. Prolonged use of this can cause problems!
some_duck 11
maybe he is rich :P
False_Stupidity 42
Uh, #41, that applies to front pockets too since they are really a side pocket and not dead centre. Only solution then Is to have two wallets, perfectly balanced.
zoza7oss 32
Or a fanny pack lol
the_real_dvd 21
Sometimes it's even much more comfortable than having half your ass sitting on a lump. And when I'm in a crowded area I always move it to my front pocket because of pocket pickers.
Enslaved 38
Maybe get one of those chain wallets-- now that you're in need of a replacement?
Mobius638 8
Ain't that a bitch.
LeBandit 20
Plot twist...its the person that told you to put your whallet in your back pocket that stole it
PrimeEvilTahir 24
I find people who put it in back pocket strange. I always use front pocket. It's more comfortable and convenient. Not to mention safe. We have to break the norms to progress in society.
jeriaslovesyou 16
Geez. I'm sorry OP. I can't relate because I keep my wallet in my purse next to my mace. :p
Fou_Lou 20
Id prefer an axe over a mace. XD
wvcheesehead 13
The flexibility of a morningstar is handy
JayVicious 20
you must have a huge purse, to be able to carry a mace inside it.
rekkas 16
Maybe you should keep it in your underwear
truqbic 13
Probably by the person that told you the front was weird
wanze748 7
Front pockets are harder to pick. I guess now you have proof. Whoever convinced you to switch owes you what was stolen!