Work: Today, a customer threatened to smash my face in because I wouldn't...

By Anonymous - 24/07/2014 21:23 - United States - Annandale

Today, a customer threatened to smash my face in because I wouldn't give him a veteran's discount on a donut. He looked like he'd eaten his way out of fat camp, and it seemed the only action he'd seen was fighting his way into a lard factory. Still, he swung fast, and I now have a black eye. FML

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By Whytetrash - 20/06/2013 06:32 - Australia - Sydney

Today, a customer broke my nose for refusing to give him a discount because the product he was buying had a fine layer of dust on the box. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2020 17:09

Today, as usual, I worked at McDonald's. Although I tried to diffuse the situation, an old man was absolutely furious, and punched me in the face over BBQ sauce. FML

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By maleficunt - 03/06/2014 20:44 - United Kingdom - Cannock

Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML

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By TheDrugsAreStrongWithThisOne - 20/07/2015 08:21 - United States

Today, a customer wanted corporate's number because we aren't allowed to sell pies after midnight. After a drug-fuelled cuss-storm, she punched me in the face through the open window and peeled out of drive-thru like a bat out of hell. FML

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By epicsandwichartist - 05/05/2011 07:13 - United States

Today, while working at a sandwich shop, we had a shortage and could only put so many veggies on one sandwich. I explained this to one man who was grumpy about it, but kept on ordering. I thought everything went well. He thought my face was a good target to launch his completed sandwich at. FML

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CIA-level batshittery

By fear - 17/12/2020 00:02 - United States - Denver

Today, an angry customer from my old job and punched me in the face before screaming; “You thought you’d seen the last of me?” I moved seven states over and she followed me here just to do that. FML

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Big up retail workers

By Anonymous - 22/05/2020 14:00

Today, an old guy got nose to nose with me, threatened me, and spit in my face, just because I politely reminded him he needed to be wearing a mask. He had been coughing on multiple food items in my store. FML

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Fast food, hold the fast

By hails - 28/04/2022 04:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, at work, I’ll admit that I wasn’t in a good mood. I work in fast food, and I went to hand this guy his food without looking and he didn’t grab it. I got frustrated so I FINALLY looked. With an equally as upset look, I noticed the guy didn’t have arms, so I’d just been shoving food in his face. FML

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By Anon - 19/12/2009 16:07 - United States

Today, I was standing in line at a coffee shop and I noticed that there was a bug on the guys face in front of me. Trying to be nice I lightly smacked it off. His reaction was to punch me in the face. Repeatedly. FML

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Breeders

By Anonymous - 12/07/2015 19:39 - United Kingdom

Today, a customer at the restaurant where I work reduced me to tears by screaming at me, as I nearly knocked out his 2-year-old with the kitchen door, after he let the little boy play on the floor behind it. Apparently, it's my fault I can't see through solid wood. FML

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Meggston 17

Friday 25 July 2014 0:23

If you said that to him, I'd punch you too.

Earths_Venus 25

Friday 25 July 2014 0:26

I think what a lot of the commenters are missing is the fact that it's a DONUT. It's not accommodation, or basic food, it's a luxury. If he can afford a donut he can afford full price.

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mgkee450 1

Friday 25 July 2014 5:20

pssh a donut a luxury? they're like 50 ******* cents who cares

abhi95 31

Friday 25 July 2014 5:26

#116: FAIL

shelglo 5

Friday 25 July 2014 5:30

regardless of if this man really is a veteran & whether he deserves a discount, OP clearly has no respect for those who fight for our country. he should've done worse then give you a black eye.

Gityerchicken 12

Friday 25 July 2014 5:38

I'm a veteran and I know a lot of shit bird vets that act like heroes when they're really whack jobs. I don't give blind respect to fellow veterans just because they served. Respect is earned. Some people lie about being veterans! You did right OP to honor store policy and you're the hero in this situation. Hopefully you pressed charges. If he's truly a vet there's medical care for his angry violent ass.

kybugz 7

Friday 25 July 2014 5:53

You are a ******* jerk fit saying that. If i heard that i would hit you too

kohler_thanyou 5

Friday 25 July 2014 6:09

Or he could have shown you his veterans ID.

Gityerchicken 12

Friday 25 July 2014 6:24

Anyway veteran discounts seem to be a relatively new thing. Many places give discounts to active duty and you show an active duty ID card. I think for veteran discounts we should see their DD 214s to see what type of discharge they earned.