Love: Today, a co-worker asked me if I had a comb he could borrow.... - FML

By poisonhand - 14/01/2009 15:32 - United States

Today, a co-worker asked me if I had a comb he could borrow. I'm bald. FML

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Tuesday 17 March 2009 5:14

Imagine the other guy: Today I noticed my hair was looking messy and asked a colleague if I could borrow his comb. As soon as the words were out of my mouth I remembered he's bald. FML

MarcusJones713 0

Friday 20 March 2009 6:23

Why is this in the "love" category?

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Simreet2008 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 16:28

LOL

jessxoxo28 5

Thursday 12 November 2009 1:28

LMFAO!!!!!! thats so funny!

carkel 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 3:30

Okay then... I'm sorry someone messed up you're life by making you realize you're bald

Ginathy 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 22:55

LOLLL

crazycornn 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 4:07

^ win

lu95 16

Thursday 22 April 2010 0:12

not really an fml but still hahahhahahahahahahaha

Popsiclese 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 10:36

that's not bad and how is this in the love catagory

kookie2 0

Tuesday 15 June 2010 14:10

lmfao

zackkmann21 0

Sunday 8 August 2010 18:38

ohhh shiit

brinkytheelbo 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 2:58

LMFAO sooooooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is y i

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