By Mybrotherissatan - 10/03/2016 15:59 - United States - Arrington

Today, I found out why people in my new neighborhood keep giving me weird looks. For a laugh, my brother had gone around telling them I'm a parolee, and implying that I couldn't be trusted around their children. FML
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Tripartita 44

Looks like you're going to have to prove you're a good guy. I'd suggest buying candy for all the kids in the neighborhood, but that wouldn't cut it. Make it a van full of candy—oh, and make sure it's nearly windowless to ensure the candy doesn't melt in the sun.

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Kermy1113 23

Why the hell would he do that?? That's not something to really play with.

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OptimusSlime 23

Your brother is an asshole

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masschris 17

Thats ****** up beat the shit out of him. Teach him a lesson

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ZoroMiHawk 25

yeah that will surely convince the neighbours he's not on parole.

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Kermy1113 23

Why the hell would he do that?? That's not something to really play with.

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MariaGiovanni 25

right plus who would want to be the brother of a creepy felon anyway

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football98_fml 20

Tell your mom on him.

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BiGTiMeNeRD 29

Anyone can do a search to see if any sex offenders lives in the neighborhood.

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SecundusSecunda 27

Your brother sounds as likeable as an angler fish wearing an SS uniform

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Tripartita 44

Looks like you're going to have to prove you're a good guy. I'd suggest buying candy for all the kids in the neighborhood, but that wouldn't cut it. Make it a van full of candy—oh, and make sure it's nearly windowless to ensure the candy doesn't melt in the sun.

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Dale_shackleford 13

And make sure to spray paint "free candy" on it, the parents will appreciate your willingness to make your good intentions clear.

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crudeandrudeguy 29

Most of your comments are clever but I think this one makes the top of the list by far. LMFAO

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psyjoniz 12

im positive i wont find a better comment for at least a week.

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Enkeria 30

I would confront your brother and make him tell the neighbor's that he was lying. That's happened to me in the past. My neighbor called me an unsensitive bitch because I called her out on something she was doing which was illegal. She ended up apologizing to everybody and admitted to lying.

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Kukironosuke 16

Im guessing he means older OR younger brother?

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militarybrat 21

Doesnt matter. Unless he is under like 5 any person knows you dont do shît like that.

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DoomedGemini 37

And I feel like anyone who understands enough to do what op's brother did would know right from wrong.

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