Today, my boyfriend and I decided to be totally honest with each other. We even told some of our deepest, darkest secrets, in hopes of strengthening our relationship. He told me he had a diaper fetish, and would love to see me in one. There goes my sex life. FML
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Today, my funny, handsome, intelligent, caring, all around awesome boyfriend and I broke up. He introduced me to his fetish and wanted me to participate. His fetish? Dressing, talking, and acting like a baby. He wanted us to both wear diapers and pretend to be babies together. Fuck that noise. FML
Today, my boyfriend learned about my filthy fetishes in the worst way possible. He found me naked in the bathroom, licking the dirty toilet seat. I couldn't even make an excuse. FML
Today, my husband drunkenly confessed that he has a shit fetish and wants to watch me take a dump in the bathtub while he jerks off. Guess him saying he "didn't like kinky things" was a lie, then. FML
Today, after telling my boyfriend I was willing to try just about anything to revive our sex life, he confessed to having a swirly fetish. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his parents about my bondage fetish. In front of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend threatened to break up with me if I don't satisfy his "needs." By "needs", he means me wearing a diaper during foreplay. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she is breaking up with me for my friend, because she likes people with diaper fetishes. I had no clue either of them liked that stuff. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was finally time for both of us to have sex with each other. He kept his shoes on the whole time because he thought he had smelly feet. FML
Today, after finally moving in with my boyfriend of 3 years, he introduced me to his fetish. Wearing his underwear for 5 days straight, then wearing them as a hat on the weekends. FML
Today, my boyfriend came out of the closet. In the middle of us having sex. FML
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Chfanfiction 0
Hey, don't knock people's fetishes. There are much, much weirder ones. Be lucky he's got one that's easy to do and not THAT messed up. And what's the big deal? Yes, it's a tad weird, but there are worse.
meanie_monday 0
You asked for it...
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Comments (286)
Manutdfan539 0
YDI for posting his darkest secret on the internet, ass.
corbinbennett 0
you know what would be awesome? being tyed up and tickled by lots of hot naked women and than getting your dick sucked at the same time
ktc10 0
agreed.
benchmetal 0
i second that
Mark_Johnson_15 4
Way to represent the ticklephiles:P We need to become a little more mainstream in my opinion
Mark_Johnson_15 4
sorry, it didnt post the first time...
cabernet 0
Was he joking?
Shyman4ever 0
Just get in da damn diaper and be a real woman!
aaaaa12345_fml 0
WHAT THE ****
ibaneziceman 0
Well that's what you get when you decided to tell each other your deepest and darkest secrets. YDI
LordNate 0
You want him to be honest and now I bet you wish he had shut up. Hypocrit
Adam_B 0
Here's the "alternate reality" version: Today, i asked my boyfriend to tell me what kinds of things he was into, but apparently he's not trusting enough of me to be totally honest. FML. Here's the "other side of the story" version: Today, my partner asked me to be totally honest about the kinks I was into. I thought our relationship was strong enough that I could actually be honest. Turns out I was wrong. FML.
insomniacdude 0
This.
Thatdude715 0
He could have a MUCH worse fetish, i meen for god sake! if you two were close enough that he would share that with you im gessin you could put on a friking diaper once to let him have a good time! I meen i know this has already been said but if you cant take the answer then dont ask the question again if you two were close enough to share your darkest secrets with each other then cant you just swolow your pride for one night if it makes him happy then just move on with the relashionship.
peppy29 2
It could be worse. YDI it for asking. But it's your choice. If you don't want to have sex with him, then don't. Fetishes aren't for everyone.