Today, my boyfriend and I decided to be totally honest with each other. We even told some of our deepest, darkest secrets, in hopes of strengthening our relationship. He told me he had a diaper fetish, and would love to see me in one. There goes my sex life. FML
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Today, my funny, handsome, intelligent, caring, all around awesome boyfriend and I broke up. He introduced me to his fetish and wanted me to participate. His fetish? Dressing, talking, and acting like a baby. He wanted us to both wear diapers and pretend to be babies together. Fuck that noise. FML
Today, my boyfriend learned about my filthy fetishes in the worst way possible. He found me naked in the bathroom, licking the dirty toilet seat. I couldn't even make an excuse. FML
Today, my husband drunkenly confessed that he has a shit fetish and wants to watch me take a dump in the bathtub while he jerks off. Guess him saying he "didn't like kinky things" was a lie, then. FML
Today, after telling my boyfriend I was willing to try just about anything to revive our sex life, he confessed to having a swirly fetish. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his parents about my bondage fetish. In front of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend threatened to break up with me if I don't satisfy his "needs." By "needs", he means me wearing a diaper during foreplay. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she is breaking up with me for my friend, because she likes people with diaper fetishes. I had no clue either of them liked that stuff. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was finally time for both of us to have sex with each other. He kept his shoes on the whole time because he thought he had smelly feet. FML
Today, after finally moving in with my boyfriend of 3 years, he introduced me to his fetish. Wearing his underwear for 5 days straight, then wearing them as a hat on the weekends. FML
Today, my boyfriend came out of the closet. In the middle of us having sex. FML
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Chfanfiction 0
Hey, don't knock people's fetishes. There are much, much weirder ones. Be lucky he's got one that's easy to do and not THAT messed up. And what's the big deal? Yes, it's a tad weird, but there are worse.
meanie_monday 0
You asked for it...
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Chocolate_Chunk 2
"On 08/01/2009 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by Maria39018 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)"
kuraisora 0
Im guessing she is afraid that because they shared it, she now feels like she will be expected to do it. And that is something she is not comfortable with.
mandi625 0
loool omg! that is one of the weirdest things i've ever heard. have fun with that (;
mandi625 0
i think it's true that it's wrong to post one of his deepest darkest secrets on one of the most viewed websites on the internet. i can't imagine how much trust he has in you to be able to tell you something like that. i mean, sure, it's normal to feel weird about your boyfriend having a 'diaper fetish', but posting it on the internet? not cool. btw, if he gets to see this, you're ****** :S
love_him_always3 0
ok sweetie that's not a guy with a weird fetish, that's a future child molester. i truly hope you don't plan on having kids with this guy. scuzzy!
jimmyjamesyall 4
it's actually a pretty common fetish and very, VERY far from among the weirder ones. you're probably one of those people who thinks getting blindfolded is fetishism. lrn2internet
kittykat2345 10
What a ******* bitch. He tells you his deepest secret, so you flip shit about it and tell it to millions of people. I myself, love diapers, and like bondage, pee, poop, incest, and things that are even wierder. also, im not some creepy old guy, im a girl and under the age of 16. there are wierder people than your boyfriend, so stop being such a ******* closeminded ****.
MrPantsWithAZipp 0
People like you are the reason why I considered suicide at the age of 14 because I thought no one would accept me for my fetish for feet. Luckily I told one of my friends and he said that he didn't care.
babyblue666 1
keep him away from babies and old folks
Chocolate_Chunk 2
it actually is one of the weirdest fetishes. i know because i have a buttload of weird fetishes (though not this one). still, whatever floats your boat.